lana schwartz @_lanabelle

writer bitch/freelancer/@newyorker, @mcsweeneys, @realpunknews + more/the books BUILD YOUR OWN ROMANTIC COMEDY & SET PIECE out now lanalikebanana.com the cynthia swann griffin crisis center for women Joined June 2010

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Ross Barkan @RossBarkan

13 hours ago

One dynamic to keep in mind is Eric Adams doesn't resent Zohran nearly as much as he resents Cuomo. They've met before and been cordial. Part of Adams probably likes the Zohran hustle. He probably dislikes Cuomo more for running in the primary to begin with, and undercutting him

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Leah Goodridge @leahfrombklyn

9 hours ago

And why exactly is Gov Newsom pushing back on a bill to require health plans to cover menopause-related treatments? Last year, Newsom vetoed a similar bill (AB2467) too! 😒

Halle Berry @halleberry

12 hours ago

And why exactly is Gov Newsom pushing back on a bill to require health plans to cover menopause-related treatments? Last year, Newsom vetoed a similar bill (AB2467) too! 😒

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lana schwartz @_lanabelle

7 hours ago

if i'm starting a text off with 'so basically'.......the gossip is gonna be good

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lana schwartz @_lanabelle

13 hours ago

diva down

Sally Goldenberg @SallyGold

13 hours ago

diva down

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Daniel Catholics 4 Zohran 🐌 @escargotpro_

13 hours ago

If Eric Adams doesn't resign its because he has the wisdom to understand no amount of Saudi, trump, maga or real estate money will make up for the number of fun club opportunities he will lose out on post-26ish for having been associated with Trump admin. He gets joie de vivre

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lana schwartz @_lanabelle

16 hours ago

all told my oasis and rilo kiley tickets cost $150….exactly as it should be

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The Legal Aid Society @LegalAidNYC

3 days ago

The Legal Aid Society is mourning the loss of client Christopher Nieves, who died while in NYPD custody at Brooklyn Criminal Court. This tragic loss represents at least the twelfth person this year to die in City custody or shortly after being released. Legal Aid is demanding…

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lana schwartz @_lanabelle

19 hours ago

why is our collective memory so bad that no one can remember this woman wearing a wig just had cancer

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2 days ago

why is our collective memory so bad that no one can remember this woman wearing a wig just had cancer

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lana schwartz @_lanabelle

a day ago

if i go to chicago do i get to meet at least one wilco

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lana schwartz @_lanabelle

a day ago

had a classic nyc experience tonight (saw an eagle eating a pigeon in the park)

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lana schwartz @_lanabelle

2 days ago

years pass memories fade but always a nice surprise when your friend unprompted sends you a text about your ex taking an l

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Gabrielle A. Perry, MPH @GeauxGabrielle

2 days ago

Here’s a helpful chart to understand why people are panicking about Florida The country or your state’s immunity threshold doesn’t have to get to 0%. A 20% decrease in vaccination still has PALPABLE TANGIBLE CONSEQUENCES. Every seed of distrust harms ALL of us.