Andrew Gillespie @andrewg5000
actually no thats not the truth Andrew you werent invited •Actor/whatever/etc • words:@BwayBeatNews @HumorTimes• rep:@stewarttalent🏳️🌈🍉 linktr.ee/andrewg5000 New York, NY Joined December 2013-
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Omg shut uuuuupppp stop making me feel like a fucking virgin loser nerd for liking a singer jfc
Omg shut uuuuupppp stop making me feel like a fucking virgin loser nerd for liking a singer jfc
Sending this to him
so here’s what bald ann dowd being at the task premiere means in terms of the next white lotus cast
emerald fennell’s wuthering heights (2026)
Wait am I on glue or did I literally see the brutalist in vistavision less than a year ago
Wait am I on glue or did I literally see the brutalist in vistavision less than a year ago
Asking the dj to play the lindsay ellis empathy essay in the club
The replies to this taught me that colin jost has shooters. I feel like we need to remind everyone that this is their one and only life and it’s so so precious
The replies to this taught me that colin jost has shooters. I feel like we need to remind everyone that this is their one and only life and it’s so so precious
I think it would be really nice if they put challengers back in theaters. Not for any particular reason, not celebrating anything. Just think it would be a nice thing for all of us.
I’m sorry but I will never get tired of these jokes
I’m sorry but I will never get tired of these jokes
The thing being missed in the responses here is him referring to Rolling Stone as “The Rolling Stones” as if the band had created and distributed this list of influencers which I just think is a lovely thing to imagine
And if I spoke—
This scene is totally epic bacon!!🤣🤣🔥
This scene is totally epic bacon!!🤣🤣🔥
Seeing griffin newman introduce hudsucker proxy tonight do I clean out first yay or nay
Why don’t movies look like this
Why don’t movies look like this
She wants my penis when we meet up in the forthcoming hours. She wants me to have sex with her, friend, from late afternoon to early morning until she’s discombobulated
She wants my penis when we meet up in the forthcoming hours. She wants me to have sex with her, friend, from late afternoon to early morning until she’s discombobulated
Sorry to be a gay guy for a second but like we’ve all already seen it what’s the point of taping it down in such a way
Sorry to be a gay guy for a second but like we’ve all already seen it what’s the point of taping it down in such a way
I enjoy the film black swan directed by darren aronofsky
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