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My therapist was trying to get me to talk about stuff today but I had nothing to say bc my life is perfect
When you tell the wrong server you still have a sip left of your drink
A woman goes into the woods. She encounters a man and a bear. The man is actually cake. The bear has two wolves inside it. The wolves want to know if you would love them if they were a worm
Not to brag, but every time I’ve walked into a room today someone has said “Speak of the devil…”
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Begging some of you to imagine how you'd feel about this exact sequence of events if the president was the other guy.
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I’ve been healing from my concussion and not being allowed to even attempt this dance move is taking me to rock bottom
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If you are a civil rights lawyer, you should begin investigating Columbia University. I could eventually testify in suits on several topics. Do not contact me directly, but consider yourselves notified
A Palestinian student at Columbia was arbitrarily suspended along with many other arbitrary suspensions today. Columbia is racially profiling students who have no involvement with the ongoing protests and suspending them with no due process.