Autumn @auto_rocket
I don’t think before I tweet Joined February 2011-
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My dream date….and he knows that……..cute
Boyfriend fell into the classic trap today. I asked if we could watch Love Island in the background. “Sure” he says. After about 10 minutes he says “I don’t know how you like this stupid show”. So naive. After 30 mins he turned the volume up. End of episode 1 and he’s hooked.
Haha fuck you Paul
Guy I had a crush on in middle school that was mean to me is at the bar I’m at and he dropped his weed pen on the floor and I’m going to steal it instead of telling him
You could never make me delete this app
Falling in love and leaving Twitter behind as Jesus intended
My sword
Woke my boyfriend up with donuts and coffee in bed and the first thing he said was “I gotta tweet a picture of those to big cat” I need a divorce
You’re laughing? Gondor is calling for aid and you’re laughing???
Does anyone know how to quit your job within 9 hours and 12 minutes
Being a woman in a male dominated field by turning on band of brothers after a night out
THEY SHOT STRINGER BELL??? THEY JUST KILLED HIM? JUST LIKE THAT??

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