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If #trump is suing a TV channel for $20b for editing a #Harris interview to make her look good, why doesn't Harris copy/paste his lawsuit and sue #Fox for editing this interview? #EpsteinFiles #EpsteinList #EpsteinCoverUp
If #trump is suing a TV channel for $20b for editing a #Harris interview to make her look good, why doesn't Harris copy/paste his lawsuit and sue #Fox for editing this interview? #EpsteinFiles #EpsteinList #EpsteinCoverUp
Every time I try to pull up an old conversation by clicking on an old tweet of my own, I get this: I'm pretty sure my account isn't suspended.
I confess, I like this old tweet.
Trust me: you too can be made to feel crazy. You too can be broken down by police. You too could be made to implicate yourself, or another. And it would not be your fault. Educate yourself, and spread the word.
Narrator: Taylor Swift does not want you to vote for #FeloniusTrump
Someone claiming damage caused by firearms is a myth. Plonker.
Since it's #InternationalMensDay, here's a thread of every part of the gynaecological anatomy that is named after a man, with a bit of trivia about each man. Some of the bits are very specific. Before you ask, there are no parts of the gynaecological anatomy named after women...
He's been targeting criminals. Are you saying "Conservative" is synonymous with "Criminal"?
He's been targeting criminals. Are you saying "Conservative" is synonymous with "Criminal"?
I've seen a lot of people asking "why does everyone think Twitter is doomed?" As an SRE and sysadmin with 10+ years of industry experience, I wanted to write up a few scenarios that are real threats to the integrity of the bird site over the coming weeks.
@emilyhewertson Noone on £250K is, working 10 times harder than someone on £25K.
That's what followers of other religions say. #atheist
I’m thinking of setting up a serious of county based healthcare businesses. Osteopathy on Buckinghamshire: “BucksBacks”. Cardiac care in Hertfordshire : “HertsHearts”. And a Gynaecology service in Kent.
VIAGRA (Sildenafil) for #LongCovid or #MECFS?🧵 I've heard from several #pwLC & ME who reported their symptoms moderately to vastly improved following Viagra use. Are these just wacky anecdotes or is there scientific basis for these positive effects? Answer: the latter🧵

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RB @rbisrb
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Robert H Reaper @RobertReaper
297 Followers 925 Following Twitch Affiliate either killing my enemies or dying by their hands on my Countdown to Death. He/Him. Gray Pansexual.
Neil T @tintin_neil
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Larry Bushard @Larrygerry
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Joshua Silver @eyejosh
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Former 90s kid; The b... @JamesMo19320924
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Zeus @thenewZeus2
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Joanne Smith - Jo @_Joannesmith
826 Followers 1K Following ME since 1991.Owned by Shih Tzu called Teddy 🐾 Interested in ME advocacy & research.Dogs.Wildlife. Books. Bit of Politics. #pwme @joannesmith.bsky.social
ChaosApostate @ChaosApostate
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Empress Elke of Germa... @Elke120269
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Weatherman @ChucklingLotus
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Tord Hvalby @Cackalackyman
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Neil's comments @Neil23401181
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Brave_heart @h_kapur
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T.H. Huxley @THHuxley1
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Pray to Joe Pesci 心... @pray2pesci
2K Followers 3K Following Do I amuse you? Am I funny like a FLERF? pronouns ahead (trigger warning for MAGA) He/Him
SciP(h)er @ScientiaPercept
10K Followers 11K Following Facts, in #science, are explained by theories. BSc. in #Evolution-ary Biology. Science teacher. #Atheist since birth. #Veteran
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Take That Darwin @TakeThatDarwin
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Ross Gilroy @RossGilroy
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kester lowers @kester_lowers
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Wisp1a☄️ @Canna420Uk
718 Followers 679 Following It's a kind of magic. Techno music, party's and whatever else in-between . It's 4.20 somewhere 💨
Spock’s Haircut @HaircutSpock
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Megavolt @Megavolt1
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Andrew Chapman @AndrewRChapman
991 Followers 680 Following Melbourne, sci-fi, me. Don't buy a pig in a poke. Be skeptical. Don't buy into conspiracies. Secular humanism is superior because it is self-correcting. He/him.
Randolf Richardson �... @randolf828
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The Sommelier @StillZos
9K Followers 4K Following Tasting notes from the wide world of heavy fucking metal. May talk about beer too. And tea.
🇨🇦🐘 @GSV_Emp... @hugh_bothwell
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Atheist Girl @iamAtheistGirl
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Amanda Knox @amandaknox
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Matthew Smalls @matthewsmallss
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Maarten VdA @maartenvda
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Patrick3331 @Patrick333110
169 Followers 556 Following Man for all seasons. Pronouns: Oxford English Dictionary
Larry Bushard @Larrygerry
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RB @rbisrb
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80K Followers 0 Following
Zeus @thenewZeus2
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ChaosApostate @ChaosApostate
361 Followers 472 Following He/Him,lucky me🤷♂️ Atheist& I Vote🗳 Secular Humanist, Aspiring Stoic, Cat Daddy😼 Imperfect Ally, Working together to do good, better 📨chaosapostate@gmail
Joanne Smith - Jo @_Joannesmith
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294 Followers 434 Following
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Mr. Miggles @Hollenfeuer88
432 Followers 817 Following Correctional Officer/ Atheist Activist. Also, I'm in corrections. You are not triggering me.
Tim M @timmbosliceeee
562 Followers 592 Following I stand for logic, reason & common sense. An #Empath & #FreeAgent; I look at things from both sides of the coin. #Skeptic. #NAFO
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