Ashleigh (she/her) @NauticalThemed
NICU nurse and mama Arizona, USA Joined March 2009-
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So my mommy and me photo session fell through (honest scheduling mistake by the photographer) and I’m so sad. I really wanted those photos 🥺
Get you a man that makes you say things like “babe you can’t make me laugh that hard! I had a kid!”
Today I got an email that my kid is 30 weeks old. Ummmm I birthed him at 35 weeks. How has he been out almost as long as he was in?!
Every mom starting BLW is like “a big chunk came off into his mouth and I panicked!!!” Ma’am that is called eating.
Can someone tell my child to follow the nap schedule I picked out for him? He’s being very uncooperative with the plan 🙃
Having to ask for a lactation space during a class at work is so embarrassing for no reason
When people talk about moms who “make motherhood their whole personality” it’s like baby if you don’t like it come watch these kids and I’ll go do a hobby
Bébé has started grabbing my face and giving me slobbery, open-mouth kisses. It’s the sweetest and most disgusting thing ever.
Charge: why aren’t the pagers working?! Me: maybe because it’s 2024? That was not the answer she wanted.
When are clothing companies going to realize that breastfeeding mothers aren’t *also* pregnant? Why are nursing clothes always maternity?! I just want flattering clothes that I can breastfeed in this summer when it’s 115°
My kid has two tiny teefs and they’re the cutest little teefs I’ve ever seen
Bébé is now 23rd percentile for weight when he wasn’t even on the chart for over a month after birth 🥹 We did that, kiddo! You and me!
My baby is half a year old tomorrow 🥹 Genuinely did not know if I would survive to this milestone but here we are, still breastfeeding exclusively. We’ve made it through our first round of teething and a sleep regression. I’m proud of us!
Bébé has been acting overtired at night so I moved up our bedtime routine by 30 minutes. He fought sleep until precisely the time he always goes to sleep
Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
I’m already nostalgic for those few months my baby slept through the night
Switched from the bassinet next to my bed to a crib less than 4 feet away and I am ✨stressed✨ why is this such a big deal to me
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1K Followers 711 Following || Patriotic Pakistani Hindu 🕉️ || MS5🩺💊 || @SYNCHpakistan || Vegetarian || Secular || Cricket Lover || #GIMSIANSo uh... We have a baby now. Apparently you just take them home from the hospital after like a day and then they're your responsibility.
just got an eval that said I’m the most efficient intern they’ve ever worked with and the enneagram 3 in me is screaming crying throwing up (in the best way possible)
me to one of my regular pts: just to let you know, I'm graduating in June so you will have a new fellow doctor, but the same supervising doctor—it's been really nice to work with you this year! them: aww, but will the next one be as cute as you? me: probably not
No one is saying bears are safe, you fucking clowns. We’re stating correctly that we’re STILL safer than we are with you. THAT is the motherfucking point.
I got a £12k promotion yesterday. My pay was quite low before. I'm a single parent of 2, I work my arse off full time, whilst doing everything school related completely by myself. Money has been getting tighter so this helps me. I'm feeling a bit emotional I could cry.
date: your glasses make you look smart me: well i had to fail a test to get them so
“he’s gonna need you forever if you keep babying him like that” i literally birthed him, there is no problem with a kid needing their mom 😅 he can be 35 and call me for anything & im on my way. does the wife or the kids need anything before i get there???
Those fake silicone real looking babies creep me out. I understand the need for them for some parents. But seeing a video of a woman breastfeeding said fake baby....I'm just--- what???
I just fucking finished RN school!!🥹
So apparently you can write a letter to the seller of a house begging them to pick your offer and writing that letter feels very much like this
[5 PM] Me: Put your homework in your backpack. Child: I know. [8 PM] Me: Put your homework in your backpack. Child: I know. [Next morning, 6 AM] Me: Did you put your homework in your backpack? Child: I will. [8 AM] Text from child at school: you won’t believe this
My husband was consulted on a divorce case by a client who had been served papers from me. Once husband realized the conflict he explained he couldn’t help him. The client said, “Well, who can?” And my husband correctly said, “No one.”
would love to know which journalist at "parents" magazine thought, "this would be a great story for our target audience."
7 weeks of keto diet & 3 weeks on Mounjaro. I’ve lowered my fasting BG checks from the 140s to the 90s & lost 5% of my starting body weight.
Woke up at 3am to the start of contractions, pushed my baby out at 6:04am in just a couple pushes with NO epidural because there was no time once we got to the hospital 😭 what a wild morning. I am NEVER doing that again
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA literally F off!!!
Quaking and shaking in my boots about to admit a micropreemie.