swoon ganz @swoonganz
a person, doing a job, living in a place Joined January 2023-
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Not this nonsense again.
What a shame I’ll never post selfies here anymore. Y’all are missing out.
for nurses week, I got an expired coffee and a triples assignment which included a patient who should have been a 1:1.
I am begging everyone to stop saying they are "detail-oriented" and then spelling "HIPAA" as "HIPPA" on their resumes.
@emilykmay I love how chill the poison control people are. This dude named Chester spent about 10 minutes talking me down and finished with a grand, "I think this episode has drawn to a close." My husband and I still use the phrase for pretty much any parenting catastrophe 13 years later.
@emilykmay My mom used a fire extinguisher on a portobello she was broiling for a sandwich that got too close to the flame. Took it out of the oven, but an hour later forgot about the fire, made the sandwich, ate it, panicked + called. The guy was laughing so hard he couldn't answer her. 😂
linda b 🍷 @q1fentanylPRN
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kudzi @kudzisurfs
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Bronwen 🍭 @Bronwen__A380
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mcsfnp @mcsfnp
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seminarossi 罗斯铭.. @seminarossi
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Bryan Regehr @b_regehr
261 Followers 741 Following Dad. Less funny or clever than I think I am. Settler
Amateur Kitten Mom @CatsVaxnNatSec
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high-powered mutant o.. @amandatoryfigs
813 Followers 981 Following zero redeeming qualities. one of god’s own prototypes. too weird to live, and too rare to die.
PNS neurolemmocyte @rhubarbboat
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Tristen Foltz @FoltzTristen
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JaxEsq @JaxEsq
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KatSam @katSam93
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Lianna @liannananners
477 Followers 657 Following Trauma critical care/Organ donation-Give the gift of life❤️. Philly Sports x4⚾️🏀🏒🏈. Far left politics and an opinion about everything no one asked for.
ick-u @nocnurseratchet
65 Followers 148 Following she/her RN, Opinions are my own and not the views of my employer, likes/retweets do not indicate endorsement
fake idgafer @zazelcrazel
132 Followers 126 Following former academic weapon, current pathological people pleaser, almost doctor
Jane Oda @jane968221
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Sharon Ezell @sharon0614
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Sdu Khumalo @Sdu1khumalo
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Siora Surgicals Pvt. .. @siorasurgicals
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mommitude @mommitude
893 Followers 2K Following Unconditional hugs available here🏳️🌈in memory of my nephew Tyler who died by suicide. Free survivor’s resource below.
Preemie_Grad @Preemie_Grad
961 Followers 660 Following Bachelor of Science | LNA, SN | Medicine | Former 26-Week Preemie | Critical Care - Progressive Care | Coffee Addict | Proud Arizona State Alum @asuhealth
Alexander Olson, MD @cardiactapenade
484 Followers 1K Following Cheugy millennial anesthesia resident. Absentee father to many house plants. Into hiking long before covid unlike all you posers 💅🏻🏔️
cindoctorella 👸�.. @cindoctorella
183 Followers 670 Following born to be cinderella 🩰 forced to be an ob/gyn ☕ • nothing but a princess of her own kingdom 👑🩷 • 🇵🇸 • blessed to be a blessing 💗
Kevin Nasky DO @psypharmacopeia
5K Followers 5K Following 👨🏼⚕️ psychiatrist | 🪖 veteran (USMC & USN) | aggressively moderate | https://t.co/5JilxZhH4k
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40 Followers 92 Following free palestine || #1 fnaf movie fan || they/she
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Vivienne @choirgirl181
123 Followers 403 Following Christian | 24 | OR nurse 🥳 | family, audiobooks, puzzles, singing, baking, chronic illness management
Ben Claxton, MD, MPH @bclaxtonmd
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Rantilla @Rantilla1
519 Followers 2K Following EM doc, politics junkie, bleeding heart liberal, and lover of words. She/her. RN➡️MD. Tweets not medical advice. Image: “Fuck You” by Marion Peck #gopackgo
Lana Benton🇺🇦 @LanaBenton100
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Abigail Hoffpauir @AbHoffMed
120 Followers 309 Following MS2 @TCOM_unthsc | interested in plastics & hand surgery | University of Texas at Austin alumna | she/her
Mary Turocy MD @mturocymd
99 Followers 459 Following PGY-2 Family Med doc @StanfordFMRP via SF & PGH - housing, food & education are healthcare - love reading, listening, sharing stories, thinking big - she/her
Ansley Jones @ratqueen77
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Will Pipette 4 Fundin.. @shmoopythescie1
815 Followers 805 Following bargain bin MD-PhD student learning how to lab again. he/him/his
mehers @ya_lahwi
92 Followers 510 Following im here for a tweet time, not a long time coptic n queer
Tricia Todd @trishtodd
3 Followers 62 Following
Cow (it/its) @autocatalyticat
208 Followers 909 Following CW vent/AD for plural ΘΔ cow-doll traumabitch g1rlf4g in its 30s Trans Discord: ask for it TG: variablespeciesofash Bluesky: @Cattlelisa.bsky.social
Will Pipette 4 Fundin.. @shmoopythescie1
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Nurse Ashley 💁🏼.. @TheBlondeRN
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Academic Spite 💕 @PurpleJanuary
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Lili 🐝 @RealSoliliqui
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mk @marykateos
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kelsey, DO 🍉 @KelseyMedicine
1K Followers 2K Following EM resident | Interests: outdoors, harm reduction, health equity, photography | Dog parent | They/Them | Views = my own
katie, rn (ERAS londo.. @yikes_katie_
259 Followers 279 Following 28| OR nurse | #SeniorSwiftie | WVU Alumna | eras - CHI n1 • PGH n2 | all views are my own
Kyle Swanson, MD, FAA.. @kiswanson
5K Followers 3K Following Neurosurgeon, among other things. Views, of course, are my own. Be Excellent To Each Other. He/Him.
Chris Wanka @fyreman2006
3K Followers 4K Following (he/him) PA-C in Trauma/ACS, FF/paramedic. views/opinions are my own & not my employers'. husband of @Rachel_barreRN . here for dogs & medicine. FL ➡️ MD ➡️ VA
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Rella Equivalent @travelertopknot
86 Followers 147 Following Oklahoma based - in love with a pharmacist - I’m the grinch in human form.
KC Davis @KCDavisSays
9K Followers 34 Following Author of How to Keep House While Drowning, host of the Struggle Care Podcast, domesticblisters on tiktok. Get the book at https://t.co/cCOOijiJwi
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noospheratoo @noospheratoo
45 Followers 482 Following MS4 applying EM M4A, harm reduction advocate inveterate ancom 🏴🌹 he/they
Carmel (she/her) | th.. @ccsrafalo
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jaclyn @j_n_foster
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394 Followers 2K Following INFP/INFJ • Lawful good • Purveyor of puns • Rarely meet animals I don’t try to befriend
baby bonnet swag @PPOLTTERGEISTT
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C-MAC Daddy @PriYeah7
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Shematologist, MD @acweyand
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Mark E. Joubert @mark_joubert
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Phillygirl RN @mcgadyme
644 Followers 1K Following Hospice heart with a med-surg booty. Phillies, Eagles, other Housewives. RT = I’m amused or intrigued or lifted up. Media junky. #BLM
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Kaylee 🐝🩺 @_kaylee19_
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Sarah Warren @shesinscrubs
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kellie 🤨 @km4857
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Studying bioethics and public health before I went to med school truly ruined my life!! I can’t help but hate the field of I chose to go into because I see so many abusers and villains breaking marginalized people down and I hate society for the same reasons. It sucks so bad.
Education has really radicalized me I don't wanna lie. Knowing stuff has made me deeply angry about the world.
wrote a note for the nurses for nurses week🥹 love my homies!!
update I probably got 85-90
Me: “Full disclosure I only need 76 on the final to get an A so I’m planning on getting 77” Professor: “I think you could get 77 without even studying” Me: “That’s where I’m going with this, yes”
@swoonganz You are grounded, Swoon. As soon as practical, please bundle up in a cozy blankie on your couch with a nice cup of something and think about what you e done.
@swoonganz I’m very proud of you for doing the thing. Remember these moments when you’re being hard on yourself. You did A THING! 💚💚
@BRRRittany89 @swoonganz it's like somebody swept their desk 🤣
For nurses week we got a new change to epic that no one asked for and makes everyone’s job more annoying
Happy nurses week to my fellow nurses trying to do the best they can for patients in a broken US healthcare system! Working with amazing nurses when I was a CRC helped lead me to nursing. I’m only 4 years into my nursing career but it’s a privilege to work with some real gems!
My annual sexual harassment training for work always features this slide, which I like to call the "'Me Reading Your Tweets' Guy"
big things happening at the library book donation
Happy Nurse’s Week! Patient’s: Don’t forget to push that call light to show your appreciation!
Baddest graduate (on thursday) in the room
This is my marriage
y’all this cutie graduates medical school this week AND I’M SO PROUD
Also some actual nice pre graduation pictures:
for nurses week, I got an expired coffee and a triples assignment which included a patient who should have been a 1:1.
@ocallanurse Classic lol. Also love when the humidified trach collar just steams the central line dressing 24/7 as if I have any way to fix that 😂
I guess our docs paid for us to receive a chair massage during nurses week and it actually makes me feel kinda bad. Like why can’t management do something and it not be out of another employee’s pocket to try and go out of their way to celebrate us?
Why we got cotton candy for nurses week? My old place all we got was short staffing
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