Nick Docker @NickGDocker
Media man/ tired dad/ world weary. Grateful for the comforts around me London Joined February 2010-
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Coming to America; Randy Watson and Sexual Chocolate
I don't want to hear what Marti says, I want to hear what Field, Fox & Cook think. Where are the professionals in our club & when are they going to front up & admit this isn't good enough? It was Portsmouth in front of a full house, does no one care? #QPRPOR @QPR @LoftforWords
If @QPR just sit back and invite a team to attack us, they're going to score eventually.
Find someone to love you, the same way @X loves Temu
Officers from the Environment Agency, Elmbridge Borough Council, Surrey Police and Surrey County Council are currently undertaking an enforcement operation along two stretches of the River Thames in Elmbridge around Cigarette Island and Hurst Park in Molesey.
I see today is #WorldSuicidePreventionDay. This video always hits me like a metaphorical ton of bricks, despite numerous re-watches. A hugely powerful message. ❤️
Timeline is constantly flooded with crappy adverts for Temu, AliExpress and crypto. But yes sure I'll recommend to my clients that @X is a good place for them to advertise.
Hell of an appeal from @lindayaX to all prospective employers. She'll literally say whatever her boss wants her to in return for a chunky pay packet. There's a woman who knows marketing and how to put herself in the window.
After almost 4hrs of ceremony, with no hint of irony, the word Eternitie appears on screen
Temu really not giving a shit about the effective frequency rule book here. Should also mention something about user experience but we know that's never been a priority since Elon took over.
With #Thehundred already being an unsightly protrusion on cricket, its a perfect fit to tie up with those god awful comparethemarket animals.
Spare a thought for all those people who were meant to be having a nice day at the cricket on a jolly and have instead been camped in a nearby pub piling into the pints since midday.
"Thanks Steven, that's great. Can we do it one more time, but this time with a bit more emphasis on the roar" @porksmith
"Thanks Steven, that's great. Can we do it one more time, but this time with a bit more emphasis on the roar" @porksmith
Year 2 built their way to success in #DT this half term! After exploring strength & stability in structures, they designed comfy chairs for Baby Bear 🐻 using 3D shapes - it turns out cylinder shape are super strong! @LEOacademies #WeAreLEO🦁
Has anyone checked in on Allister Heath this morning?
BBC recipes are an invaluable asset to the nation. They're the only ones online that don't begin with a story about how the author discovered the recipe while travelling before settling down and having a wonderful family. Fuck off Tabitha, no one cares if you've been to Tibet.
Doctors' surgeries in London have continued to struggle with the impact of a cyber attack that knocked out pathology services across the area. bbc.in/3xIsurS

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541 Followers 159 Following This is the news feed for Hurst Park Primary Academy, as part of the LEO Academy Trust.
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20K Followers 762 Following Official account of Martí Cifuentes. Manager of Leicester City FC.
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𝘾𝙀𝙀𝙁𝘼�... @ceefaux
14K Followers 7K Following The TV listings you never knew you didn't not need, in glorious teletext several times a day. GSOH. Ring top bell. Over on the blue place under the same name.
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