OSullivanMUFC @OSullivanMUFC

Joined January 2011

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OSullivanMUFC @OSullivanMUFC

a year ago

Hmm, turns out you probably shouldn’t keep a manager because a Coventry player was offside by half a millimetre

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Was I imagining things, or about 10 times in the last 20 minutes at 0-0 against fucking Palace did Lisandro get the ball in acres of space, keep it for several seconds with zero pressure on him and then pass it square or back to Onana? What the fuck are we coaching these players?

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OSullivanMUFC @OSullivanMUFC

a year ago

Haven’t tweeted properly in many years. Hope anyone who still follows me and remembers the good ol’ days of Twitter has a great day today. UNITED! 🇾🇪

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AbsoluteMuppets @AbsoluteMuppett

2 years ago

@OSullivanMUFC They appointed 2 of the 3 judges on the panel and won 2 to 1. Coincidence!

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OSullivanMUFC @OSullivanMUFC

3 years ago

Five Cantonas Jeremy? Five? That’s insane.

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OSullivanMUFC @OSullivanMUFC

3 years ago

It’s the year of our lord 2022 and I’m still having to watch Scott McTominay and Harry Maguire attempt to play association football. When will the pain end.

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OSullivanMUFC @OSullivanMUFC

3 years ago

If Harry Maguire had any honour about him, he would quit football, become a monk and die quietly of starvation in a random cave in Asia

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G_mble @G_mble9

10 years ago

Ah well, only the footy innit. At least one day we'll definitely all die. Lovely, lovely, warm, sweet death

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OSullivanMUFC @OSullivanMUFC

3 years ago

Excited to see how we cope in the second half with two of the worst footballers in England playing out of position: Aaron Wan Bissaka at left-back, and Harry Maguire on a football pitch

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OSullivanMUFC @OSullivanMUFC

4 years ago

Just absolutely phenomenonal banter that we beat City to two signings in the last few years and it was Fred and Maguire

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OSullivanMUFC @OSullivanMUFC

4 years ago

Aaron Wan-Bissaka getting the ball in the final third reminds me of that time my dog finally caught a rabbit after years of chasing them. She turned to me with a sheer look of panic in her eyes like "what the fuck do I do with this?" and then just fucked it away

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OSullivanMUFC @OSullivanMUFC

4 years ago

Gegenpressing is good and all that Ralf, may I also suggest to you this new tactic I've come up with: it's called "not having one of your centre-halves being the biggest fucking gimp in football"

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OSullivanMUFC @OSullivanMUFC

4 years ago

In case you're wondering how well United are run, they gave Solskjaer a 3-year contract extension 119 days ago. In case you're still wondering, they gave Mike Phelan a 3-year contract extension 47 days ago.

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OSullivanMUFC @OSullivanMUFC

4 years ago

I'm sorry, but it's complete negligence not to sub off your keeper who had saved 0 out of his last 25 penalties faced (0/36 now), for someone who's saved 8/19 for his career. There was 3 shots on target the whole game. Stevie Wonder knew that was going to pens. Nostalgia FC.

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OSullivanMUFC @OSullivanMUFC

4 years ago

Absolutely raging Di Maria turned out to be shite, it should be MY ABBA-based Manchester United song belting out from the Stretford End

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Guardian sport @guardian_sport

4 years ago

Manchester United lose £200m training kit deal over fans’ anti-Glazers campaign. Exclusive by @JamieJackson___ theguardian.com/football/2021/… #MUFC #Glazers