marie @_pupppy

toronto Joined March 2009

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2 years ago

Let’s fucking go Punxsutawney Phil edits

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2 years ago

I hope they treat Punxsutawney Phil with loving care and respect all year long

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There’s a guy named Dwayne J Peterkin who comments on every single TikTok by “DailySimpsons” and it’s always the least funny quote from the scene. So I commented just “Dwayne J Peterkin” and he saw it and viewed my profile but said nothing

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2 years ago

Has anyone ever heard Tiny Dancer by Elton John and not thought of Trump saying “Wow I didn’t know that you’re telling me that for the first time”? If so I’m envious

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2 years ago

Boys love to open the microwave when it’s still going instead of pressing stop

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2 years ago

Not enough folks saying diddly squat anymore

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2 years ago

God I hate when the U2 album randomly plays

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3 years ago

I made adorable valentines day cupcakes to bring to work

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3 years ago

Chinese balloon

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3 years ago

God nothing more difficult than choosing which Kleenex box design to get

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3 years ago

I’m freezing cold so I bought a delicious also frozen thing to drink way too fast and get a brain freeze

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3 years ago

I like the word conduit and I like the word jettison

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3 years ago

This is probably good right?

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3 years ago

Imagine typing out favourite but with no u… and being happy about it

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3 years ago

As a child who had never seen The Pelican Brief, or listened when my dad talked about it (classic dad), I actually thought it was about a pelican’s underwear