Off AiR @OffAiRunscript

We’re all about that random priceless, first, and sometimes one time only, charm of funny. The GOLD! youtube.com/shannongwara New Paltz, NY Joined May 2016

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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt

2 years ago

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Off AiR @OffAiRunscript

3 years ago

Ohh how little did they know about “media” back in the day… no one watched ANY of us sweetie, so have a seat

sara @sapharic

3 years ago

Ohh how little did they know about “media” back in the day… no one watched ANY of us sweetie, so have a seat

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unusual_whales @unusual_whales

3 years ago

Elon Musk has become the first person ever to lose $200 billion, per Bloomberg.

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George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace

3 years ago

I keep reading articles that say so and so "died unexpectedly". Who on this Earth doesn't expect to die? That shit is happening. You can expect it. Cat's outta the bag and whatnot.

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News12HV @News12HV

3 years ago

POLIO UPDATE - The CDC is deploying a team to Hudson Valley after one positive case of polio. Find out what it means for you - NEXT at 7 a.m. bit.ly/3Q7PzIJ

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Matt Oswalt @MattOswaltVA

4 years ago

you just knew after Betty White and Bob Saget the universe had to even things out

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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt

4 years ago

Can we at least do a “Boaty McBoatface” online poll where we all get to name the next variant? I wanna get, “Oops! All PlagueBerries” in early.

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Alex Edelman @AlexEdelman

4 years ago

My girlfriend is going through a foraged mushrooms phase and she made me an omelet this morning and I just saw God for 4 hours.

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Randy Rainbow @RandyRainbow

4 years ago

Betty White really said “gurl, fuck 2022”

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Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000

4 years ago

ya im into NFT No F·R·I·E·N·D·S on TV

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Gerry Dee @gerrydee

4 years ago

I have no words.

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UberFacts @UberFacts

4 years ago

In 1974, photographer Daniel Sorine took a photo of two random street mimes in New York City 35 years later, he realized one of them was Robin Williams

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Eugene Levy @Realeugenelevy

5 years ago

After Making Emmy History, What The TV Industry Can Learn From ‘Schitt’s Creek’ via @Forbes forbes.com/sites/jeffconw… And the hits keep on coming!

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When seat belts were first introduced in 1968, there were idiots who insisted they “infringed on their freedoms” and would physically cut them out of their cars. We make fun of those people now. Can you guess who we’ll be making fun of in 2072?

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SUNY New Paltz @newpaltz

6 years ago

Then and Now! What do you like most about the changes we've made over the years to our Sojourner Truth Library? #TBT #npsocial #nplibrary #peacelovelibrary

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George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace

6 years ago

Shout out to satchels. Why did folks ever get out of the satchel game? Y'all can put anything in a satchel. Keys, phone, a human baby. Rock a fly as hell satchel today!

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Tig Notaro @TigNotaro

6 years ago

The kids I babysit wanted to watch Coco but I said we couldn’t because I would cry, so then they asked to watch Moana instead and I said that movie also makes me cry and this child just looks at me and says, “I don’t think it’s a problem with the movies”.