On/Off Tweeter @OnOffTweeter

The Amazing - On/Off Tweeter (actual quantities of amazement may vary). Joined August 2012

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On/Off Tweeter @OnOffTweeter

a year ago

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I don’t! But apparently today is my #MyTwitterAnniversary …it’s been twelve years. Oh boy, a lot has change in that time, including on this fine high quality, website/App. Here’s to another twel… *sigh* …yeah. Woo.

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Adam Fuhrer @adamfuhrer

a year ago

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Jonathan Edwards @Jontofski

a year ago

Heian-Jingu, Kyoto. Watercolour and pen on khadi paper.

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Russell Davies @RRussellDavies

a year ago

The shrinkage of Dyson is understandable. How many of us would say that we "made the mistake" of buying a Dyson floor-cleaner, eventually gave up on it, threw it away and bought a "Henry" or equivalent?

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On/Off Tweeter @OnOffTweeter

a year ago

I’ve got a Kingston USB flash drive from the early 2000s that is 1gb. Then it was the biggest flash drive available. I got it through the place I worked at the time. It was so expensive I had to get specific written permission from our director of finance to purchase it.

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DESIGN THINKING! Comic @DT_comic

a year ago

Back to the office, everyone.

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Dan Douglas @dandouglas

a year ago

if i was going to have strong opinions about reboots i would simply not star in two of the biggest reboot franchises of modern times

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Mark Steel @mrmarksteel

a year ago

I think we should have another general election tomorrow and get rid of a few more of them.

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Matthew Highton @MattHighton

a year ago

Every one of Rishi Sunaks "I'm doing a normal thing" photos just gives off Mr Burns without Smithers energy.

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Modern Toss @ModernToss

a year ago

#vote

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On/Off Tweeter @OnOffTweeter

a year ago

Never underestimate the depths the @Conservatives will stoop to make it appear they are getting endorsements from people they are not. @ElectoralCommUK is this allowed?

Martin Lewis @MartinSLewis

a year ago

Never underestimate the depths the @Conservatives will stoop to make it appear they are getting endorsements from people they are not. @ElectoralCommUK is this allowed?

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On/Off Tweeter @OnOffTweeter

a year ago

There’s scrambling to get ahead, there’s desperation, then there’s… whatever the hell this is. They’ve pull this stunt before and it didn’t work then either.

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On/Off Tweeter @OnOffTweeter

a year ago

Whilst I know partisan gloating isn’t supposed to be the sensible way to do politics… Bwa-haha-ha-har-har!!! Hahaha! It’s like no current Tory actually knows how to do the jobs they have, I would imagine a CDO would understand how easy it is to spot patterns in data.

Harry Yorke @HarryYorke1

a year ago

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On/Off Tweeter @OnOffTweeter

a year ago

I normally dislike these "look at this kid doing…" post, but for context; Tony Hawk is credited as the 1st person to ever successfully land a 900. He was 31, and it was after **years** of trying to. It is not something even most high level pros can do. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/900_(skat…

kai @shatteredjaw

a year ago

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On/Off Tweeter @OnOffTweeter

a year ago

Huge if tr—🤣🤣😂😂 *ahem* 😐🥹🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Did I mention my MP (Tory) has a majority of less than 2k?

Alex Wickham @alexwickham

a year ago

Huge if tr—🤣🤣😂😂 *ahem* 😐🥹🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Did I mention my MP (Tory) has a majority of less than 2k?

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Netflix UK & Ireland @NetflixUK

a year ago

What we *should* have called #UnderParis, according to the people in our comments... 🦈🇫🇷

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slate @PleaseBeGneiss

a year ago

elon: let’s allow porn software engineer: um ok? elon: *walking back into the room 5 minutes later* hey can everyone see likes?

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On/Off Tweeter @OnOffTweeter

a year ago

I have heard it said, on more than one occasion, that all his comms team actively despise him. Things like this do not persuade me that isn’t true.

Lizzie 🇺🇦 🌻 @biscuit_ersed

a year ago

I have heard it said, on more than one occasion, that all his comms team actively despise him. Things like this do not persuade me that isn’t true.

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Gabby Hutchinson Crouch @Scriblit

a year ago

National Service but it's for people my age and up going to a mandatory course learning the difference between actually having fought in ww2 & having watched some films and been to a twee VE day dress up picnic

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Alex @JudgeDewie

a year ago

I'm still typing. I haven't got to the @ yet! Chill out, web form, no need to get all panicky with red writing. It *is* a valid email address. Just wait a minute. There's more to come.