Jeff with a G🇨🇦 @Parabolagts
Father of 3. Sarcastic and a bit of a smart ass. if you read something and think “this guy sounds like a waiter”..it’s a true story. Canada Joined February 2011-
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@historyinmemes A teenager asked a girl to prom as if it were Medieval England. His friends helped him do it the best way possible.
Lmfao. 🤣🤣🤣. Dying
Must-see holiday commercial from Chevrolet. This will be the best five minutes you spend today. Warning: Be prepared to cry.
One of the things I enjoy most about a relationship are the inside jokes you have between each other. You can make a vague reference about, something or anything and make your partner LOL. To me, that’s love.
To end off my work week and in no particular order… I was asked Where’s the kung pao chicken in the menu Where were the lobsters(this was fun) Got hit on 2 fantastic reviews Laughed my ass off Got Saturday night off Put my foot in my mouth And Have I found Jesus 10/10
Some days I just come on here to see boobs. Some days I strike out.
I absolutely laughed myself to tears. Holy shit, this dude is funny. 😂
The candy companies gonna be at her door soon lmao
Ever have those days where you’re just like… FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKK Exhale loudly and tell yourself “Back at it tomorrow” Been trying to explain to the kids this. After the last few months, I think they get it They’re enjoying being young and not wishing to be older
Her running commentary on 🍆 is hysterical! 🤣🤣🤣
God I love the taste of @grandmarnier. What does that mean?
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@Alejandra_Tica She is not afraid of boobs and, in fact, helped me critique several pairs of them.
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@ThexyBeatht_2 Although a carrier pigeon would show effort too.
Same
it’s that time of the year where i should clarify that i will never cheer for the leafs even if they end up being the only canadian team left in the playoffs, never ever
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