PartTimeYouthPastor @PartTime_YP
Part time really isn't the right word. I'm really full time just with half the pay & another job to work at. What you read here may be a joke FYI. #TACAnons theanonchurch.org Joined February 2013-
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So after much inactivity I've decided its time for PTYP to shut down. Thanks for all the fun!!!
Ministry tip of the day: Hand written thank you notes after an event are a pain & cause hand pain. Write them anyway!
Ribs. It's what's for late night snack! #fourthmeal
I bought some stuff off the internet the other day, you know they send that stuff right to your door!?!?!? Conversation I heard after church
My time in the office this morning was productive after xzibit dropped by
"Your art was the prettiest art of all the art." - Roy #TheOffice
Music min is in her office practicing He Touched me for Sunday... I just realized how creepy that song is... #thoughtsinmymind
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At camp this week I had two say the feel called into the ministry and two feel called into missions. So yea good week
Had a student text me after "who do you want to be when you grow up night" and said she lied... She actually knows she called to missions!!
"Don't worry about anything; instead, pray about everything. Tell God what you need, and thank Him for all He has done." Philippians 4:6
PartTimeYouthPastor retweeted
For Christians, good ends cannot justify sinful means.
Nothing like staying up till 2am cause your guys wanna talk to you about comics, girls, and Jesus #campweek #centrifuge
What if God did to ppl who oppose the ministry staff and their vision for the church (from God) what he did to Korah?
Then all the congregation said to stone them with stones. Numbers 14:10. Just in case you didn't know what they would be stoned with.
Leaving for camp in 1 hour... Hopefully all my volunteers are on time
Random holiday of the day: CHOCOLATE DAY!!! So splurge on the good stuff today!!
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