Probably Injured @PeterClayton6
Based on a true story. Surrey. Joined November 2011-
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Me: Here’s half my income. Daycare: Cool. Here’s a new virus every other week.
Just walked past a man who was helplessly staring at his wailing infant in a stroller on this beautiful afternoon in Brooklyn, and then said to the baby: "This feels like an overreaction."
Must be a very worrying time for anyone who has dumped a body in a reservoir.
Bro if it wasn’t for colonization I’d be living with all my siblings and cousins just raising our kids, eating nutritious foods, and living good lives. But no we have to work, dismantle racist systemic structures, and go to the gym
Was just petting my boyfriend’s dog and he said “I’m so glad you like her” and I was like “of course how could I not like her, she’s so cute” and my boyfriend was like “no I’m talking to my dog, it would be really awkward if my dog didn’t like you.”
Three stages of career development are: I want to be in the meeting, I want to run the meeting, I want to avoid meetings.
Amazing skill. This 777X pilot fights for control after an American tourist walks to the back of the aircraft, then sits down on the left.
I have to say, this is the best picture of a cat blending into a hairstyle and forehead I've seen for some time.
Overheard at the airport in Lanzarote…. Security guard to English man: Sir, could you please put a mask on. English man: we don’t wear those in England any more. Security guard: sir, you arrived on a plane. Do you know you are not in England now?
8 years ago, a wrong number texted me and we just played along. We met up to grab a drink and fell in love. After dating for 2 years, we moved in together. One day, I came home to a beautiful bouquet of flowers and him on the bed fucking my Pilates instructor. This isn't us.
she’s giving birth to inspector gadget
For anyone asking me "Maybe you should give up Crimea and Donbas in exchange for peace?" Before asking this question, name me the specific region in your country you would be willing to give up if Putin started bombing your cities.
Less than zero interest in what anyone outside of Ukraine would "accept" in a peace negotiation. If the people of Ukraine accepted it, it should be acceptable to you. If they didn't, it shouldn't.
I love the Russian people. That is why I have to tell you the truth. Please watch and share.
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@eilatg Can't not think of this... x.com/peterclayton6/…
Imagine the effort it took this dolphin to propose, then the woman he loves does this in front of him? Just awful.
@PeterClayton6 @69summer420 Bold of you to assume he was proposing to the woman.
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Imagine the effort it took this dolphin to propose, then the woman he loves does this in front of him? Just awful.
What a beauty. Fresh from our engine maintenance facility. Didn't have a few parts, but we made do and you'd never know.
The 17:10 easyJet to Palma has been cancelled due to the pilot being afraid of the dark.
Quite something !
Slight delay on our supersonic service to New York. The planes haven’t been built yet.
@murrman5 @PeterClayton6 They better get this song and dance right at my funeral There had 3 attempts to do it already... Damn it! They should have gotten it right by now!
Every raccoon is either planning a heist or in the middle of a heist.
Best birthday ever!! Champagne from @kimbendall, countryside ramble with @bexiita, spinach & artichoke dip from @slummyUSmummy - might literally die from happiness ❤
@gobloid3 @PeterClayton6 your the 8th person i seen that put this same tweet