Comedy Club 4 Kids @ComedyClub4Kids
Cracking entertainment for everyone 6+. The best comedians on the circuit doing what they do best... but without the rude bits! comedyclub4kids.co.uk Dancing on your funny bone Joined January 2011-
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.@abigoliah is hosting our @ubsoho gig on Saturday 4th. She's American. A wee boy in our audience once told her that "statistically speaking, Americans are more likely to become cowboys". Lillian Wenker - pictured below, with the hat & 'tache - is going to PROVE THAT TO BE TRUE.
I don’t think young people fully understand that, when I was a kid, the most popular video game console in the world worked about one out of ten tries. Imagine trying to play Fortnite on your parents’ printer and you’re not even halfway there.
for classically cut suits and sports coats, your trousers should have some relationship to your jacket so there is a coherent silhouette. here is what i mean
MLK literally told students that they should make activism a CENTRAL PART OF THEIR LIVES — regardless of career
Just been to a scarecrow festival with the theme of sci-fi. I was unprepared for how folk horror it was. A thread 🧵 of images...
Still think about this at least once a week.
Banbury! Children of Oxfordshire, and associated families! See you at @TheMillBanbury at Woodgreen Leisure Centre at 2:30pm for much giggling, with @runitalwar, Helen Duff and @duncanoakley! ✨
Thinking about the time my mum rented us Mrs Doubtfire on video, and when it ended she turned to my sister and I and said "that was very funny, but neither of you should deceive people like that"
Sometimes I panic that I'll die before I've taught my kids everything. Tonight,at dinner, I blurted out 'NEVER GO TO THE LOO IN THE MIDDLE OF A MEAL! NEVER LEAVE THE PASSENGER SEAT EMPTY WHEN SOMEONE'S GIVING YOU A LIFT! NEVER TRUST ANYONE WHO GIVES THEMSELVES A NICKNAME!' Phew!
Couldn't be happier to announce History's Most Epic is coming out in September. A very funny book that confirms what kids know already, grown ups are full of it! Pre order: geni.us/HistorysMostEp… @HachetteKids, let's set some records straight 👊🏾
Today one of our teachers took her class outside to sit and listen to the rain. I LOVE that one of our teachers took our children to sit and listen to rain. And then one of them wrote this. We're going to have it made into a sign to put in our outdoor learning area. 💕💕💕
So many amazing photos like this coming through. I loved last Sunday so much. Also for balance: I was coughing up quite a lot of this confetti throughout the final half mile of the run donate.giveasyoulive.com/fundraising/ro…
Please note, the ring of salt does NOT work like a summoning circle for such vehicles. But it WILL protect your car from slugs. So... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Please note, the ring of salt does NOT work like a summoning circle for such vehicles. But it WILL protect your car from slugs. So... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Playing at Beckett’s Endgame with Louie Louie
Once asked for a glass of tap water in an Edinburgh pub, and the barman straight-facedly said "we dinnae do cocktails". Thirst replaced with curiosity on whether or not he was kidding. Baffling, still.
Once asked for a glass of tap water in an Edinburgh pub, and the barman straight-facedly said "we dinnae do cocktails". Thirst replaced with curiosity on whether or not he was kidding. Baffling, still.
If you enjoyed @shelfcomedy at our gig today, go see their Kid's Show at @artsdepot on June 16th! artsdepot.co.uk/event/shelf-th… It's like this ⬇️ but even more so!
My favourite gig? Ever?
Sooz Kempner @SoozUK
107K Followers 6K Following "Comedian" DOOM in @bbcdoctorwho. Host @mysteryontherox @thequeenpod. Agents: @ryanioscoholmes @gag_reflex @TheJonesesVoice
Mark Watson @watsoncomedian
262K Followers 4K Following ‘One of the most genuinely joyous presences in comedy’ - The Times. Tour dates and book details on website. Personal messages https://t.co/4P0kjAp17O
Eleanor Morton ($8) @EleanorMorton
125K Followers 1K Following Scottish comedian/writer/actor with confusing accent, absolutely not insecure about it. She/her. Fringe '24 tix here https://t.co/ERm2f0BVEd
Olaf Falafel @OFalafel
78K Followers 1K Following Funniest Joke Edinburgh Fringe 2019-2022. Comedian, kids book author, illustrator, Art person. #LTFC All my stuff here: https://t.co/cvc5YqdPXo
Rosie Jones @josierones
221K Followers 477 Following Talk funny. Walk funny. Write funny. https://t.co/f5larHvkds
Matthew Highton @MattHighton
29K Followers 918 Following Comedian, filmmaker and weirdo... Once shook the pillars of heaven. KoFi: https://t.co/ma0qepfxIQ
Alasdair Beckett-King @MisterABK
109K Followers 4K Following Award-winning poltergeist and comedian | UK Tour: https://t.co/xRmZ1HMrIf | Books: https://t.co/7LYG9aR1sa | Pronouns like a butler coughing: he/him
Athena Kugblenu @athenakugblenu
15K Followers 2K Following Comedian'n'writer. I take my coffee like I take my power. Pan-Africanist. Bun da @ukhomeoffice Mgmt https://t.co/mRh2CDcQXE / Vicky Hopewell@ https://t.co/itQ82te6uF
Moose Allain Ꙭ @MooseAllain
139K Followers 3K Following He/him. Illustrator, cartoonist, husband, father, son, brother, uncle, nephew, cousin, second cousin, grandson, friend, acquaintance, enemy. @[email protected]
Greg Jenner @greg_jenner
141K Followers 11K Following Public Historian FRHistS 🎙Host & creator of #YoureDeadToMe on @bbcsounds 📖Author of 5 books 📺 Series 1-8 BBCHorribleHistories ⚽️ Spurs #COYS
ACMS @AltComMemSoc
4K Followers 2K Following Over-stuffing line-ups with unparalleled excellence since 2011! London, May 13th: https://t.co/lPIVjnk0iI Edinburgh, August: https://t.co/44LXrKrCh9
Tiernan Douieb @TiernanDouieb
19K Followers 8K Following Barely here anymore as it’s terrible. All the things: https://t.co/RV48jtP1sz
Ed Morrish @edmorrish
14K Followers 5K Following Leeds man & audio/comedy producer: @leadmojo JFSP Sinha @SoundHeapInc @anystupidqs etc. More jokes than opinions. I don't go on about my awards. Pic: @redfacts.
Bec Hill @bechillcomedian
53K Followers 4K Following The one with the flipcharts. Comedian, TV presenter, author, co-host of @aproblemsquared, and all-round cool dude. She/They. Non-followers muted
John-Luke Roberts @jlukeroberts
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Vix Leyton 🏴�.. @VixLeyton
7K Followers 4K Following Stand up, podcast host, hype for deck of many things, writer, columnist. Strong views, diluted by vino. Fueled by petty.
Joz Norris @JozNorris
9K Followers 1K Following Comic/actor/writer/fool. Comedians' Choice Award-winner - Best Show 2019-22. I make things. New short film - https://t.co/vUdPtP0TEc Enquiries @ebdonmgt
Gabby Hutchinson Crou.. @Scriblit
25K Followers 1K Following Comedy writer (News Quiz, Horrible Histories & more), author (Darkwood, The Rooks, Cursed).🐝 with the ☕ https://t.co/tPUv02QMv5
Jack Bernhardt @jackbern23
16K Followers 2K Following Informative and sexy at the same time Horrible Histories; Taskmaster: People's Podcast; Dogs In Space; @footiebookclub he/him
British Comedy Guide @BritishComedy
109K Followers 4K Following British Comedy Guide is a website all about TV, radio & live comedy in the UK. https://t.co/QpOPAzVEBx Our other accounts: @BCGPro @BritComedyShop @UKLiveComedy
The Rees Family Adven.. @reesadventures
30 Followers 137 Following Blogging And Vlogging About Days Out With Kids, Staycations and Lifestyle On A Budget.
Viki Jackson @Vikiijackson
2K Followers 1K Following Comedian, Improvisor, happiness facilitator and advertiser ✌️ Director of @playface 🤡 Has cute dog 🧡
Miss Clementine @RosalieMinnitt
1K Followers 3K Following professional lady of leisure and the first ever woman x : ‘Delirious, deranged’ - chortle 💅🫶✨ in my byron era
sinhaha @paulybengali
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Matt Wilson @Redtelephone84
112 Followers 375 Following Former Twitter bystander. Writes occasional things on #SAFC for @WiseMenSayPod ✍️
Bagenda Asuman @AsumanBage69207
46 Followers 537 Following
Barry Deutsch - Lefty.. @BarryIsVery
238 Followers 451 Following Cartoonist! Leftycartoons, Hereville, Superbutch, Wings of Fire. Will overcharge for commissions.
Oscar K @Wokwhy2K
23 Followers 92 Following
Runi Talwar @runitalwar
624 Followers 771 Following Comedian || Writer (HIGNFY, Hypothetical) || Amused Moose Finalist 2020 || 2Northdown Finalist 2020 ### DM for bookings (He/Him)
Psyche A @A_Psyche00
33 Followers 513 Following “When you are actually powerful, you don’t need to be petty.” —Jon Stewart
A Writer @awriteris
213 Followers 3K Following For accountable management, education for women & girls in Afghanistan, arts for all, alturistim, people before profit and for peace. Image #aliandava
Mark Powys-Smith @MarkPSTenor
40 Followers 3K Following Headhunter, husband and daddy, follower of Jesus. Loves to belt out a good song.
Elizabeth AK @lizardwillers
46 Followers 258 Following Clinical Psychologist with a PhD in Psychiatry so I can argue with myself (mainly about drugs, alcohol & psychosis). Views my own, often wrong, never perfect.
Anna Ciaunica @annaci.. @AnnaCiaunica
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Roanna @roanna_k
90 Followers 256 Following 'taste is something that you just can't learn' @michaelkors
Fat Woman @fat_woman
1K Followers 1K Following Fat Woman. Grass roots football coach. Gym rat. Shooter. Nordic Walker. Formerly the most politically correct person with a gun licence, now called TERF.
Rania Aidley @designer4London
79 Followers 513 Following Professional PDF layout designer; correct, convert and create• Expert in Indesign, Photoshop, Illustrator and Acrobat • English, French and Levantine Arabic.
Tina Mories @TinaMories
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Scholastic UK @scholasticuk
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D Strath Clyde @Dirja13
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Ian Billings @theianbillings
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Olivia Armstrong - St.. @oliviasstories
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sonny @so_neill_
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Matt Davis @mattldavis
77 Followers 703 Following
Bobby Goldfinn @BobbyGoldfinn
154 Followers 133 Following The only goldfish on the UK comedy circuit. Unforgettable routines. Book me for your shows, I won't let you down. Represented by @hdmgt
andrew king @andkingy
129 Followers 1K Following
Cally Haynes @CallyHaynes
1K Followers 901 Following Supramolecular chemist interested in biology, membranes drug design and materials. Lecturer @UCLChemistry, @Suprachem. Londoner and avid knitter. (She/ her).
Dave Ball @daveballtweets
44 Followers 492 Following
Rosa Keaton @RosaKComedy
53 Followers 99 Following Alternative comedian based in Nottingham. Part of the @club_wormhole Gang!
charlotte kittermast @kittermast
374 Followers 2K Following
Chris Smith @smithcn
1K Followers 773 Following I help clients with their marketing and write things for them.
SaraFBee @MusicTsitsit
185 Followers 788 Following Sara Feldmann Brummer (she/her). Music curator https://t.co/FNYYd7a2mJ Singer, actor, VO. Cantorial Soloist Westminster Synagogue & EHRS. https://t.co/4F1RIN3GaC
Nevill Holt Festival @NevillHoltFest
5K Followers 2K Following Nevill Holt is proud to announce an exciting new chapter in its award-winning history as it becomes NEVILL HOLT FESTIVAL 2024
Husko @dank_ackroyd
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SAJIB SORKAR @podcastsolutin
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Rhiannon @gr8tblackbat
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Liz Galalis @LizGalalis
636 Followers 567 Following Comedy actor/writer. Union gal SAG-AFTRA, IATSE Local 871 @WomeninFilm 2022 Writing Mentee.
DJ_TwilightUK @DJ_Twilight
422 Followers 767 Following Streamer and UK DJ. Mainly play racing games & modded Minecraft. Would love to meet you in my chat one day :) https://t.co/pjvvSL86RS
Cecilia Norman @NormanCeci24458
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Anna @annafaulk83
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Kale Ballard @BallardKal10693
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Justin Edwards @bigedwards
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Phil Dickens @phildickens
633 Followers 1K Following Dad | Husband (well done @mrsridi82!) | F1 - Williams & Alonso, JPM, music, gigs, radio, street art, fresh kicks & the KLF. Probably holding a Peroni #RevArmy
Jz @zinci987
334 Followers 2K Following mum, wife, hates Brexit, beyond tired of this government, always tries to be kind.
Aylesbury Waterside @TheWaterside1
10K Followers 1K Following Aylesbury Waterside Theatre is part of @atgtickets. An accessible venue championing theatre for all with a programme of musicals, comedy, drama and more.
Kevin Turner @GroovyKevMan
845 Followers 5K Following Silicon Valley Native, Meme Film Historian, Video Editor as well as a #Pixar & #Muppets fan. Yep, I also ID as an #INTJ on the #MyersBriggs scale. Hello there!
Sooz Kempner @SoozUK
107K Followers 6K Following "Comedian" DOOM in @bbcdoctorwho. Host @mysteryontherox @thequeenpod. Agents: @ryanioscoholmes @gag_reflex @TheJonesesVoice
Mark Watson @watsoncomedian
262K Followers 4K Following ‘One of the most genuinely joyous presences in comedy’ - The Times. Tour dates and book details on website. Personal messages https://t.co/4P0kjAp17O
Eleanor Morton ($8) @EleanorMorton
125K Followers 1K Following Scottish comedian/writer/actor with confusing accent, absolutely not insecure about it. She/her. Fringe '24 tix here https://t.co/ERm2f0BVEd
Shaparak Khorsandi ش.. @ShappiKhorsandi
233K Followers 3K Following Stand-up comic, author and all round delight. Trustee @sohotheatre mgt: https://t.co/7qWaCKUdOJ Keynote/host [email protected] https://t.co/bSRBkn1lcG
Olaf Falafel @OFalafel
78K Followers 1K Following Funniest Joke Edinburgh Fringe 2019-2022. Comedian, kids book author, illustrator, Art person. #LTFC All my stuff here: https://t.co/cvc5YqdPXo
Rosie Jones @josierones
221K Followers 477 Following Talk funny. Walk funny. Write funny. https://t.co/f5larHvkds
Joel Morris @gralefrit
15K Followers 1K Following Writer & highwayman United Agents (TV, film, radio, games) Johnson & Alcock (books) Podcast: Comfort Blanket https://t.co/l0pbBzVgZV / Insta @gralefrit
Laura Lexx @lauralexx
51K Followers 1K Following Rep'd by Taylor at UTC Artist Management - [email protected] Klopp Actually & Pivot available to buy EVERYWHERE
Matthew Highton @MattHighton
29K Followers 918 Following Comedian, filmmaker and weirdo... Once shook the pillars of heaven. KoFi: https://t.co/ma0qepfxIQ
Alasdair Beckett-King @MisterABK
109K Followers 4K Following Award-winning poltergeist and comedian | UK Tour: https://t.co/xRmZ1HMrIf | Books: https://t.co/7LYG9aR1sa | Pronouns like a butler coughing: he/him
Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman
113K Followers 3K Following a writer and professional person for many things. bafta connect member. it’s probably a joke. she/her. Rep: @ITG_ltd
Rebecca Lucy Taylor @SELFESTEEM___
73K Followers 724 Following TWEETS POSTED BY SOCIAL MEDIA TEAM [email protected] for music. Rose Cobbe for writing, Julia Charteris for acting @ United Agents
Athena Kugblenu @athenakugblenu
15K Followers 2K Following Comedian'n'writer. I take my coffee like I take my power. Pan-Africanist. Bun da @ukhomeoffice Mgmt https://t.co/mRh2CDcQXE / Vicky Hopewell@ https://t.co/itQ82te6uF
Moose Allain Ꙭ @MooseAllain
139K Followers 3K Following He/him. Illustrator, cartoonist, husband, father, son, brother, uncle, nephew, cousin, second cousin, grandson, friend, acquaintance, enemy. @[email protected]
Greg Jenner @greg_jenner
141K Followers 11K Following Public Historian FRHistS 🎙Host & creator of #YoureDeadToMe on @bbcsounds 📖Author of 5 books 📺 Series 1-8 BBCHorribleHistories ⚽️ Spurs #COYS
ACMS @AltComMemSoc
4K Followers 2K Following Over-stuffing line-ups with unparalleled excellence since 2011! London, May 13th: https://t.co/lPIVjnk0iI Edinburgh, August: https://t.co/44LXrKrCh9
Tiernan Douieb @TiernanDouieb
19K Followers 8K Following Barely here anymore as it’s terrible. All the things: https://t.co/RV48jtP1sz
Bobby Goldfinn @BobbyGoldfinn
154 Followers 133 Following The only goldfish on the UK comedy circuit. Unforgettable routines. Book me for your shows, I won't let you down. Represented by @hdmgt
Joel Kim Booster @ihatejoelkim
149K Followers 1K Following editor in chief @nytimes. my wife is missing.
beetle moses @beetlemoses
117K Followers 488 Following art teacher. https://t.co/hYOngtFDaA contact: [email protected]
Max Fulham @MaxFulham
2K Followers 2K Following All views are my own... and the puppets'... because that's also me
Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy
158K Followers 4K Following Navid in Still Game, Synthesiser Patel in Look Around You, Ramesh in @FagsMagsandBags and dynamite in a boob tube. Work enquires: [email protected]
Barry Deutsch - Lefty.. @BarryIsVery
238 Followers 451 Following Cartoonist! Leftycartoons, Hereville, Superbutch, Wings of Fire. Will overcharge for commissions.
Tom Ballard @TomCBallard
82K Followers 10K Following Komedian. Touring my new show GOOD POINT WELL MADE in 2024. My special IT IS I out now on @800pgm. Co-host @SeriousDangerAU: a podcast about the @Greens.
Friz Frizzle @FrizFrizzle
6K Followers 687 Following Comedian and writer for other, better comedians. Non-binary, autistic, poly, disabled and unapologetically queer.
Katie🃏Zoe🃏Mitch.. @katiezoemitch
395 Followers 1K Following Bloody comedian off of the thing. She Festers. AFTWKAL. John Ruskin wants what I have. She/Her 🏳️🌈
underbellyboulevard @ubsoho
198 Followers 44 Following Soho's hottest new venue. Home to world-class live shows, @kittyfishers' Cafe Kitty and the Underbelly Boulevard Bar. 📍6 Walkers Ct, Soho, London W1F 0BT
sinhaha @paulybengali
7K Followers 701 Following Comedian Chaser Gay NHS botherer. Enquiries [email protected]
Forest Arts @ForestArtsNM
2K Followers 1K Following The creative heart of New Milton for nearly 50 years, hosting live music, comedy, theatre, film, exhibitions, classes and workshops. Part of @HantsCulture
The Wardrobe Theatre @WardrobeTheatre
10K Followers 4K Following Bristol’s award-winning fringe studio venue and arts hub for alternative theatre and comedy, sharing a building with the fantastic @OMABristol
The Lowry @The_Lowry
82K Followers 4K Following Check out the website for event & exhibition listings. For FAQs visit: https://t.co/NYhba0W26x
Carriageworks Theatre @carriageworks_
13K Followers 1K Following We are Carriageworks Theatre, #Leeds, showcasing work by local artists and offering family friendly performances in the city centre. Box Office: 0113 376 0318
Paolo Rivera @PaoloMRivera
41K Followers 2K Following Aspiring father, fairly devoted husband, comic book artist. Original art: https://t.co/OoLYBlGtqz
Tatsuya Tanaka 田中.. @tanaka_tatsuya
623K Followers 1K Following ミニチュア写真家・見立て作家 ／ 展覧会情報 https://t.co/ATfh2RgvEE ／Instagram https://t.co/iqkZJcnZ5e
Stratford East @stratfordeast
40K Followers 2K Following Telling stories since 1884. Now showing: ELAINE DELMAR Up next: NOW, I SEE
Nevill Holt Festival @NevillHoltFest
5K Followers 2K Following Nevill Holt is proud to announce an exciting new chapter in its award-winning history as it becomes NEVILL HOLT FESTIVAL 2024
Bilal Zafar | TOURING.. @Zafarcakes
19K Followers 1K Following TOUR: https://t.co/GQv3qdHGzX Agent: [email protected]
The Magnetic Fields @TheMagFields
20K Followers 70 Following Band. Likes ukuleles, chihuahuas. Official Twitter for The Magnetic Fields.
S P A R K S @sparksofficial
44K Followers 223 Following Ron Mael & Russell Mael | subjects of #TheSparksBrothers | writers of #Annette | #TheGirlIsCryingInHerLatte ☕️ | Instagram: sparks_official ✨
Husko @dank_ackroyd
21K Followers 3K Following if you like tweets you’re in for a treat 😎 @parkascomedy
Square Chapel Arts Ce.. @squarechapel
12K Followers 7K Following We’re located in the centre of Halifax, opposite the train station. Enjoy our cinema, theatre spaces and cafe/bar.
Liz Galalis @LizGalalis
636 Followers 567 Following Comedy actor/writer. Union gal SAG-AFTRA, IATSE Local 871 @WomeninFilm 2022 Writing Mentee.
George Fox 🦊 @Comedyfox
15K Followers 2K Following Comedian | Twitch Partner | Star of YouTube's 'Try' series with over a Billion views | As feat by BBC,Cosmo,PinkNews.
Michael Stipe @stipemichael_
10K Followers 17 Following 🤍🤍🕊DEMAND RELEASE of the HOSTAGES. CEASEFIRE now. LOVE one another 🤍🤍🕊 This is my only X account.don’t be fooled by fakes.
Aylesbury Waterside @TheWaterside1
10K Followers 1K Following Aylesbury Waterside Theatre is part of @atgtickets. An accessible venue championing theatre for all with a programme of musicals, comedy, drama and more.
Katie Tiedrich @katietiedrich
47K Followers 84 Following can pick up a boulder with relative ease, makes crushin' rocks seem such a breeze
Jonny Awsum @jonnyawsum
4K Followers 2K Following Award-winning comedian, Britain’s Got Talent semi-finalist and “one man party” - Sunday Times. Bookings: [email protected]
Oxford Playhouse @OxfordPlayhouse
28K Followers 5K Following A Playhouse for Everyone. This account is managed Mon-Fri 10am-5pm. Box Office 01865 305 305
Park Theatre @ParkTheatre
40K Followers 5K Following Now in Park200: #WhodunnitUnrehearsed3 Now in Park90: #Algorithms 10 Years of Park Theatre, an exceptionaI theatre in the heart of #FinsburyPark 🎭
Oliver Darkshire 🌈 @deathbybadger
30K Followers 655 Following queer • narcoleptic • disaster gay 🏳️🌈• one page RPGs • author ONCE UPON A TOME (Transworld, 2022) • he/him • 🔞 •
Irish Wildlife Sounds @SoundsIrish
10K Followers 288 Following Recording Irish birds, mammals, fish & all else nature. SoundCloud: https://t.co/mEt07cMGs2 Instagram: https://t.co/FFaJkbjU3V Tweets by @ronayne88
Christopher Miller @chrizmillr
131K Followers 152 Following They made movies out of Lego & 21 Jump St & a “-Verse” of Spider-Mans? & now a Cocaine Bear? Hollywood is officially out of ideas. #TheAfterparty on AppleTV+
ToonHoleChris @toonholechris
23K Followers 4K Following He/Him. Story on features by day/other stuff by nite: Comics - https://t.co/ImbvZGaypG Music - https://t.co/2Luq55HWov
KSB @kfRedhot
55K Followers 886 Following The guy from that thing. Lord Forgive Me For My Scenes 🎬 Ghosts | Stath Lets Flats | Taskmaster S15 [email protected]
Guy Branum @guybranum
96K Followers 7K Following Headlining the Elysian Theater in LA May 7 https://t.co/gFrL2CFLic for tickets.
Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker
202K Followers 5K Following Emmy-nominated TV writer and comedian. Wrote a book about games and now writing another. Newsletter: https://t.co/9mOMgDuvfv Email: mikedruckerisdead @ gmail .com
Ginger Johnson @GingerJohnson_
10K Followers 689 Following Helium balloon in the shape of a woman. 🤡🎈 Drag Race UK Season 5 Winner, baby! 👑🏁 Silly sausage person.🌭 BOOKINGS: [email protected]
Jay Baylis ▶️ mak.. @SamuriFerret
4K Followers 877 Following Art & Game Director @ByttenStudio ► making CASSETTE BEASTS ► Art/Animation/Design/Words ► He/him
zach silberberg @zachsilberberg
53K Followers 4K Following tv in new york. no views my own. my birthday is this year
Melissa McGlensey @OhHeyMeliss
1K Followers 936 Following Comedian/Writer/Clown (She/her) CA 🔀 Melb. I write jokes for @theonion and @Reductress. My solo show is on sale now! MOTORBOAT: https://t.co/TH2FZ9jTIo
Julian Clary @JulianClary
284K Followers 2K Following
Yesterday marked two years since my father, Neal Adams, passed. I stayed away from the internet as it was also my birthday, but I thought I'd come on say his name and let everyone know he was a wonderful father and I will always love him and miss him.
doing dishes and had the thought “the sink helps you with water”. such a hauntingly dimwitted sentence to produce that im actually a bit frightened now. there’s no way the brain that produced that thought is capable of making something of my life. time will tell
Meet planet J1407b. The planet with the largest Known ring system.
I would like to genuinely and wholeheartedly apologize for the dehumanizing language I used while referring to a minority group in this post. To imply that they are not “real people” was careless and unfair. I will do my best to take accountability for the harm i’ve caused.
watching a guy rank the muppets movies and he’s critiquing the muppets like they’re real people
I disagree that you dress like Cary Grant. In this thread, I will list some of the ways in which your dress differs and why such important details matter. 🧵
Do I need to have some suits like the ones on the left made? I dress like the guy on the right already but the first guy has a lot more style.
Okay. We love you, Emily.
Emma Stone says she would like to be called by her real name – Emily theguardian.com/film/2024/apr/…
My favourite gig? Ever?
Shout out to the kids in today's @ParkTheatre audience who, when a puppet witch told them @LachyWerner is shy, yelled things like "HURRY UP SLOW WORM!" and "STOP BEING SHY" at him to 'help'. Very Crunchem Hall.
What’s wrong babe? You’ve barely touched your Game Of Thrones make up sponge and holder
@ComedyClub4Kids You're absolutely right. I lov stealing candy from babies
Fun fact when I was 12 my “friends” orchestrated a fake reality show rose ceremony where they publicly voted me out of the friend group at lunchtime. It was so brutal that almost all of them tracked me down in adulthood to apologize.
"who's afraid of little old me" is for the girls who were always the butt of the joke in their friend group
i don't think nuno was intentionally trying to become a flashpoint for the genAI in marketing discussion, but comparing these its so clear one was made with a lifetime of skill, experience and knowledge, and the other is random noise upscaled into shapes based on a spreadsheet
My tribute poster to Alex Garland's "Civil War." #CivilWarMovie
passed a memorial on my morning trot today. buckaroo about my age, lots of flowers. went to his instagram to learn his way and it was just packed full of photos with buds and good times. you strip away the body and all thats left is love. sad but also very beautiful and important
I don’t understand. we banned TikTok but the kids still think ethnic cleansing is bad. time to send in the cops I guess. I’m a liberal
Had a Teams meeting with someone I once knew. Our last encounter was in a classroom. We had a racist teacher. 10+ years later she reaches out because she heard about me & wondered if we could collab., neither of us seemed to remember that we once knew each other, until...🧵
You need to be dilettantemaxxing. You need to be dabbling in various fields and pursuits. Half-heartedly exploring beekeeping. Reading the first two chapters of a physics textbook. Knitting 2/3 of a glove. You need to be abandoning projects
when i’m stressed out it really helps to hold all the world’s bad news six inches from my face til 2am
The Minneapolis Journal, Minnesota, July 15, 1906
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