Peter Lambert @PeterMLambert

Chemist, libertarian, Michigander, minimalist, bitcoin enthusiast, moral atheist, kinda snarky Michigan Joined June 2011

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Peter Lambert @PeterMLambert

2 hours ago

Amelia Bedelia was autistic before it was cool.

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Peter Lambert @PeterMLambert

a day ago

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I assume if there were any incidents of the National Guard in DC doing anything violent, or even the least bit out of line, it would immediately be plastered all over the news by the left wing media trying to discredit Trump. Therefore, this is the nicest occupying force ever.

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Peter Lambert @PeterMLambert

4 days ago

How pro 2A are you? This sounds reasonable to me:

The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee

4 days ago

How pro 2A are you? This sounds reasonable to me:

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Peter Lambert @PeterMLambert

5 days ago

That's the kind of greedy POS that gives millionaires a bad name. Way to be a stereotype, douchewad.

I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸 @ImMeme0

5 days ago

That's the kind of greedy POS that gives millionaires a bad name. Way to be a stereotype, douchewad.

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Peter Lambert @PeterMLambert

3 weeks ago

@SchurmanGreg @boneheadtruckrs Indians have weird names. Aslob is not even the worst. My wife had a prof, don't remember how it was spelled but it sounded like Dr. A-pee-a-potty. I also knew a girl named Titash (try to say it outloud without thinking tit-ass). And then there is Shithead. Need I say more?

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Peter Lambert @PeterMLambert

a week ago

It starts with Intel now, but just wait for the glorious future: The government will own all the companies, and with the dividends they earn and pass out as universal income we can all just sit at home and let the AI robots serve us. Yeah, it'll be great...

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Peter Lambert @PeterMLambert

2 weeks ago

Caption this picture?

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2 weeks ago

@DonnieDetroit19 @RetroCoast Bring back medieval longswords and armor.

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Peter Lambert @PeterMLambert

2 weeks ago

Just a picture of me monitoring the situation.

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Peter Lambert @PeterMLambert

2 weeks ago

Just noticed that I just hit 200 followers! I know it is not a big number, and probably at least half are just bots, but it is cool anyway. Welcome, everyone!

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Peter Lambert @PeterMLambert

2 weeks ago

The US Army should return to a more traditional uniform, like this:

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2 weeks ago

If you could let one region in the world join as a new part of the United States, which one would it be?

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Peter Lambert @PeterMLambert

3 weeks ago

Sometimes my feed looks like a response is on the wrong tweet!

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Peter Lambert @PeterMLambert

3 weeks ago

I have a proposal: We should make Puerto Rico a state. To provide balance in the Senate, the Upper Peninsula of Michigan should also become a separate state, we could call it Superior.

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Peter Lambert @PeterMLambert

3 weeks ago

The U.S. and Canada should extend the 49th parallel to Lake Superior for a simple, consistent border. It would eliminate irregularities, ease governance, and reflect the clear westward boundary already in place, streamlining one of the world’s longest borders.