Ted Cruz's Pomeranian @PomeranianTed
Ted Cruz is so unlikeable even his fluffy little dog hates him. Lover of belly rubs, naps, and bacon. Hater of squirrels, windshield wipers, and traitors. Houston, Texas Joined January 2021-
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After a long day of fake photo ops while “helping Texans,” @tedcruz is now heavy breathing on the couch. If only I could actually send him to Mars.
What the hell @TheCruzDog is this what Heidi is going to feel like when she finds out @SenTedCruz has another wife and kids somewhere? WHO ARE YOU AND WHERE DID YOU COME FROM "SNOWFLAKE" (if that's even your real name) #CancunCruzFrozenDog
WTFLUFF @SenTedCruz I like margaritas too. Thanks for leaving me behind, jackass. #CancunCruz #CancunCruzFrozenDog
What about your fluffy little Pomeranian, asshole?? #CancunCruz
I would have looked pretty damn cute with beach braids, but nope -- NO INVITE FOR THE POMERANIAN. #FledCruz #CancunCruz #FlyinTed
You should all thank your lucky stars that #CancunCruz turned around and came right back so you won't be subjected to paparazzi photos of him paragliding in a speedo.
🎶Bermuda, Bahama Come on handsome Papa Key Largo, Montego Baby why don’t we go To escape the snow We’ll fly there fast And then we’ll take things slow First class is how we’ll go Way down to Cancun YOLO🎶 @SenTedCruz @tedcruz
#HawleyIsADisgrace and believe me, I know a disgrace when I see one (or *ahem* live with one)
Please disregard the fact that I currently live with @tedcruz I AM ALSO UP FOR ADOPTION SOMEONE SAVE ME Puppy Bowl 2021 lineup: Meet the adoptable dogs in the game nypost.com/2021/02/07/pup… via @nypost
Hey Diddle, Diddle! The cat and the fiddle, The cow jumped over the moon. The little dog laughed To see such fun Marjorie Greene Taylor is a buffoon.
I pooped in Papa's cowboy boots this morning. Took some serious effort, I'm hella short but HELLA HANDSOME. Oh, and #AOClied (I mean not really, but I think this is a thing, cut me some slack I'm a dog)
I say this with all of the rage that a 6 pound Pomeranian can muster: F*CK YOU @RepMTG for fundraising off of school shootings and other Q-Anon lunacy. For shame. The media is not the enemy YOU ARE.
Papa @SenTedCruz remember when @LindseyGrahamSC said “If you killed Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate, and the trial was in the senate, nobody would convict you?” Your good friend Lindsay sure is a hoot!
Oh you have no idea. Imagine living with the insufferable jackhole.
Hey Papa remember when former House Speaker and fellow Republican John Boehner called you “Lucifer in the flesh”? Ahhhh, the good old days. @tedcruz
A tisket a tasket @tedcruz puts the lotion In the basket
Spaghetti is thin Fettuccini is thicker It turns out my Papa’s A fascist boot-licker
I'm hella pissed at Papa right now. He's busy tweeting about all of the kickass musical acts he saw this morning without me I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR PLUS ONE. 😠
I'm hella pissed at Papa right now. He's busy tweeting about all of the kickass musical acts he saw this morning without me I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR PLUS ONE. 😠
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Greg Abbott testified positive for Republicanism.
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