Prettymuchperfect @Prettykittyprob
Sarcastic,Narcissistic,Pervert&Obsessed.Remember less is more, but then if less is more think how much more, more would be.Not perfect but so close its scary Looking in ur window Joined February 2012-
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You shouldn't tell people what you're dressing up as for Halloween because then they'll be able to recognize you, plus they don't care.
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I want you to lick me like a fat kid licks an ice cream cone, on a hot summer day, in the middle of a Catholic carnival. SoftServe w shots
I almost died!! Looks like my chiuahua
Bye bye summer,So long. This shits depressing. Happy Labor Day (meaning summers over n life sucks til Xmas) everyone
Hard to masturbate with a dog staring at you BUT NOT IMPOSSIBLE
Omg it's been waaaaayyyy tooooo long!!!! I was locked outta my account. I'm back bitches!!!
My Christmas list is just intangible wishes to better humanity like "world peace" and "6 ft boyfriend with massive biceps".
Ok. That's fixed. Back to kinky fuckery and holiday cheer and spanking and snowmen and blowjobs and mistletoe and all that good stuff.
When it comes to holiday music, Eazy E's Christmas song never disappoints me.
Hard to masturbate with a dog staring at you BUT NOT IMPOSSIBLE"
I want you to lick me like a fat kid licks an ice cream cone, on a hot summer day, in the middle of a Catholic carnival. #JustSayin
The downfall of my day was finding out it's Thursday?? What!!!!!
Some people are so delicious, you can eat them for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
So I can unlock my car across the country using only my iPhone, but once I wear down the enamel on my teeth it's gone forever?? Wtf
Prettymuchperfect retweeted
If you don't shut that gaping hole in your face, then I will claw your windpipe out and shove it up your nasty, ratchet ass. #ViolentKitty
Whats the largest amount of Vaseline and carrots you can get in a grocery store without looking weird?
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