dylan (the runner) @ProbWashedUp
https://t.co/wZ0Rncx36O 2:14 marathoner. definitively washed up. private coaching Joined December 2020-
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Been getting really into eating pierogi in bed whenever Katie isn't home
My favorite part of this is "Christian Coleman is worth 1 million...or maybe 5 times that"
My favorite part of this is "Christian Coleman is worth 1 million...or maybe 5 times that"
ah man, Mr beast is keeping me in a 12×12 room with a treadmill until I produce a sub2:10 marathon, at which point I get a million dollars. It's presented by The Feed™️
You DNF another marathon. Felt amazing through 18 miles, you tell everyone, wayyyy under goal pace. Just gotta figure out the fueling. The back of your bib said 'Tyreek could never' but nobody ever needs to know that now.
World Athletics
love when you finish a 5 mile easy run and strava declares your half marathon projection is now 2 seconds faster. whatever you say buddy
i see no reason this shouldn't be the grand slam theme song. switch out every instance of space jam for grand slam and we have a banger
thinking about how funny of a culture shock it was going to haverford college from berwick. i didn't even realize I was country by their standards but I said crick (creek) once my first week and everybody acted like I should be wearing a pair of those barrel suspenders
hoka should make some shoes that don't look like you 3d printed them at home
it appears kyle schwarber gets a little bigger every time he hits a homerun
dude just saw me finishing a run, no shirt, 5 inch inseam, and asked if I had a cig for him
I'll set the record straight the B standard is 2:15 and the A standard is the friends we made along the way
I'll set the record straight the B standard is 2:15 and the A standard is the friends we made along the way

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