Jake, From Progressive @ProgressiveJake
Jake, from Progressive. Joined August 2025-
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shoVing the name Your price tool up my Ass just to feel something
@ProgressiveJake @KantCapitalCPA Oh my god, it’s Jake from Progressive!!
I wanted to be an astronaut when I was a kid, I didn’t think life would end up like this
Actually all I do is talk about how much you can save when you switch to Progressive and bundle Home + Auto insurance
Flo does this to me every day it hurts I am in great pain
Flo said no sleep till Brooke Lin not sure what that means
progressive rates are much more competitive than geico
Just sold boat insurance to donald boat
@jefebraincells i will never miss a day at progressive insurance i love it here
Just sold @TheAlienKnows bundled Home + Auto insurance with Progressive, world’s first UFO + Saturn insurance. Flo is letting me leave early
networking with dudes is low key gay
@JohnFartScent guess who’s motorcycle insurance just went up
They’re raising your rates over on insurance twt
@ProgressiveJake thanks jake from uhh *checks notes* progressive
Flo said we’re gonna start selling erection and grip insurance, money back if the sex isn’t good she said
Our customers save an average of $668 when they switch to Progressive and bundle Home + Auto
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