tex @texmeplease
all over god’s creation Joined February 2025-
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ordered chinese food i don’t know how nun of this taste wish me luck 🫡
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what are the best cigarettes for a pregnant woman? mines not pregnant in just wondering
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@texmeplease tex when i was a boy i went missing for 3 days and when they found me i had no recollection of the days prior and could only speak in an ancient tongue long forgotten to the sands of time. i think thats what you were really wanting to know
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@texmeplease Ben & Jerry’s Colin Kaepernick’s Change The Whirled Non-Dairy Frozen Dessert changed you bro
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