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AbZorbed @Quickquotables

writer/jokester/funkman El Mundo Joined May 2012
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AbZorbed @Quickquotables

a year ago

Just keeping it is-Real… what #stereotypes am I missing?

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a year ago

Episode 1 of Strahmed the Strawman… stay tuned for his television appearance coming soon! #Israel #Palestine #debate #columbiaprotest #piersmorgan

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AbZorbed @Quickquotables

a year ago

Found one more video on Hunter Biden’s laptop

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a year ago

Unpopular opinion: of all the opinions I disagree with, @ComicDaveSmith is the most intellectually honest one to criticize Israel in a non #Antisemitic way. I think there are elements he misses, but I hope he can be placed against better debaters (cough cough) in the future 👋🏼

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AbZorbed @Quickquotables

a year ago

Reboot of the #oddcouple coming to @netflix later this year. #Rainbow #bombs is expected to take the world by storm.

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a year ago

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AbZorbed @Quickquotables

2 years ago

What does #Hamas say? And why do #people who don’t #believe in anything they stand for, #agree when it comes to #israel and #jewish people

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2 years ago

The three #magic words used against #Israel can all be applied to #hamas and the official position of #Palestinian leadership since 1948. They hate your western #values and weaponize them against you to believe something false.

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AbZorbed @Quickquotables

2 years ago

When it comes to #Israel and #palestine the consequences of advocacy tell you everything about #good and #evil If one side #kills you for trying to make #peace it’s the wrong side… @PiersUncensored @DouglasKMurray

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AbZorbed @Quickquotables

2 years ago

I #wrote an #article about hosting former #Hamas member for #shabbat dinner. #Israel #IsraelHamasWar #palestine #FreePalesine #peace #peaceForGAZA @Ahmad4ISRL @PiersUncensored @piersmorgan @EylonALevy israellycool.com/2024/03/22/wha…

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AbZorbed @Quickquotables

2 years ago

The #danger of labeling a #feeling as #truth is you’re caving to someone’s #ego not towards #sustainable #understanding #triggernometry #douglasmurray

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AbZorbed @Quickquotables

2 years ago

This is for the #tribe The thing about #antisemitism unlike other #racism is it #adapts to #fit whatever #story it needs to #justify #blame and #scapegoat the most historically oppressed #minority in #history

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AbZorbed @Quickquotables

11 years ago

Non funny guys are sometimes the best joke writers - Dane French

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AbZorbed @Quickquotables

11 years ago

"Be a good mimic" "Idealists get punished" - Matt Weiner, creator of mad men

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AbZorbed @Quickquotables

12 years ago

tweat me how to duggie all these birdies loves me

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12 years ago

I prefer to remain anomalous

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AbZorbed @Quickquotables

13 years ago

I suffer from spiritual promiscuity

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13 years ago

Before Facebook, MySpace and Twitter, was media considered anti-social?

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AbZorbed @Quickquotables

13 years ago

Can you even imagine taking public transport before portable electronics were invented?

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AbZorbed @Quickquotables

14 years ago

When Reality actually bites... It f***ing hurts!

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