Room Reader @Ratherr_dashing

climate scientist St Louis, MO Joined September 2010

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mike drinks beer @mikehunnidproof

9 months ago

she give nothing butthead I’m tryna see how the beav is

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Yosh @darpasquid

9 months ago

they should make it illegal for me to be sleepy at 9:40pm on a saturday. [remembering i’m a police abolitionist] or rather we should restructure society such that i am not sleepy at 9:40pm on a saturday.

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Lilly @lillybilly299

9 months ago

When my mother first moved to Japan, she tried to jaywalk while pushing a stroller on an empty residential street. She was immediately stopped by an old, well dressed Japanese man who solemnly told her in perfect English "the downfall of society begins with the individual"

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10 months ago

Unlimited L's @unlimited_ls

10 months ago

https://t.co/yK0UqbRU2r

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heats ⁉ @POCHOWEK

10 months ago

I must be a child left behind the way this bush got me acting stupid

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Room Reader @Ratherr_dashing

11 months ago

Saw something that made me so happy today 😁

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11 months ago

When I was a child, I used to sit around drawing pictures, visualizing the exact thing that I wanted to be when I grew up: an extension of your team. Our powerful B2B software enables y-

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11 months ago

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It’s been brought to my attention @Pfaffdatassup

11 months ago

Gods, Ned! What have you done? You’re a pink pony girl

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11 months ago

How do we know this is Joe Biden and not some *master of disguise*

Saturday Night Live - SNL @nbcsnl

11 months ago

How do we know this is Joe Biden and not some *master of disguise*

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11 months ago

Saw someone at work today say their phone ran out of “gigger bytes” 🥴

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12 months ago

This is the tweet of the year imo

Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga

12 months ago

This is the tweet of the year imo

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Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji

a year ago

There's a bit of sadness when you're at a restaurant and the food isn't delivered by Your Server. "and who ordered the Alfredo?" You don't know us at all. Jenny would know. Jenny would know who ordered the Alfredo.

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a year ago

Rule #1 of making Lord of the Rings puns: always leave your audience wanting more… dor

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a year ago

Damn, RIP Johnny Hockey

Columbus Blue Jackets @BlueJacketsNHL

a year ago

Damn, RIP Johnny Hockey

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Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps

a year ago

Please, Daddy was my father. Call me Son

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Skyler Higley @skyler_higley

a year ago

hey honey, remember the conversation we had earlier this week? well, everyone on Reddit says that you are the asshole.

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a year ago

Is there like a vacant airplane influencers are renting to shoot content in? Weird plane skits are everywhere now

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roxy demento @falseroxy

a year ago

this is an advanced stoned thought, but i think if my eyes were closed and kermit the frog walked into a room i'd be able to pick up on his energy and just know he was there.