EweKinMountOnMe @RayCSlater
I'm half Mexican and half black and half sick of stupid mutha fukas can't take a goddam joke. I like me some titties and I don't eat no dam pork. nuff said.. right here mutha fuka! Joined July 2011-
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I'm actually a pretty nice guy once I get the ransom money.
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if you wanna put sum of them fine tittie shots in ma DM box that be fine but NO MANS TITTIE PICS, females only.
I did miss me some twitta cuz they be some fine tittie pics and sum funny mutha fukas too.
Zit dick mutha fukas tryin to send me viruses in ma DM box I aint opening shit!
Last time I went to a mexican club a nasty bitch threw her fake titty at me.
The quickest way to get to the front of a long line is to have a boner.
I'd fuck the vending machine loader girl but my buddy say she has a droopy snappy.
I started smoking again so I can smoke break with the new sales girl she got perky titties and a black girl ass, lawd have mercy :p
Sammy Sosa bleach his skin like michael jackson, them steroids done warped that nigga mind.
I been gettin DM asking if I wanna see nekid pics of my mom I got plenty enough all ready NO THANKS
I aint gonna eat no chinese buffet ima goin to TacoBell so I can have normal diarrea.
My boss is buying lunch since we cleared out the warehouse hope it aint chinese buffet again I almost shit out my will to live the last time
Today was my boss birthday so I bought him a six pack of tic tacs cuz his breath be makin me ill.
Just seen a bitch in the crosswalk that was so fat I told her to use her dam turn signal, thought she was a winebago.
I aint scared of no nigga ghosts cuz they black and I can't see em.
My girl wanna meet at the club to talk, she can talk all she want to my dick.
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