The Problematic 5000 @Problematic5000
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I know some of you think I'm being dramatic when I liken this to a holocaust. Because I'm just another loony Leftie who co-opts language to suit his own needs, right? Go ahead and come back to these tweets a couple years from now and tell me how wrong I was. I'm sure those…
I know some of you think I'm being dramatic when I liken this to a holocaust. Because I'm just another loony Leftie who co-opts language to suit his own needs, right? Go ahead and come back to these tweets a couple years from now and tell me how wrong I was. I'm sure those…
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