Victoria Campbell 🇳🇿 @RealSmallThings

Studied Looking Down A Microscope at Massey University Views expressed are NOT my own, so I cannot accept any responsibility for them. yoyodyne.co.nz Palmerston North, New Zealand Joined December 2019

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Victoria Campbell 🇳🇿 @RealSmallThings

a year ago

New write-in campaign for USA presidental election... Snoop Dogg for President. Rebecca Olson (from Soft White Underbelly) for Vice-President. More corherant OrangeFelonProject2025...

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a year ago

The current US presidential election candidates: Kamala Donald Snoop Dogg Considering how surreal America has become, I'm still not sure whether to favour Kamala or Snoop. Either would be more coherent than CreepyOrangeConvictedFelon 🙃

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Victoria Campbell 🇳🇿 @RealSmallThings

a year ago

Just received email reminders to "Check out notifications you have on Twitter". Previous emails had called it "X formerly Twitter". Hmmm... Maybe Elon changed it back? 🤔

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a year ago

Just walked past a television... Sports match sponsored by KFC, selling dead bird parts to eat... Followed by TV network spot with cute computer-generated kiwi bird 😳

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Victoria Campbell 🇳🇿 @RealSmallThings

2 years ago

US poll claims 1 in 3 Republicans believe in a secret conspiracy to fix the Superbowl game in order to influence the presidential election. And that one of the main conspirators is Taylor Swift 😳 cnn.com/2024/02/14/med… I read it on the internet, so it must be true 🙂

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Victoria Campbell 🇳🇿 @RealSmallThings

2 years ago

Was just watching random YouTube video... A teacher started going on about the Michaelis-Menten model of enzyme kinetics. I clutched my pen, held up my scratch-paper. So we meet again (pretends to be confident) 😬

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2 years ago

The cicadas just started up about ten minutes ago 😬

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2 years ago

New Zealanders beware... Actual question from the Khan Academy educational website: "Howell has 75 kiwis. He will eat 2 of them every day. Is the number of kiwis left proportional to the number of days that pass?" 😬

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2 years ago

Technical term of the day... Randomly encountered on the internet, in a description of electrons in benzene rings... "The Doughnut Of Charge"

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2 years ago

Earth calling Massey University administration. Earth to Massey administration. Do you read me? Earth to Massey administration... Do you copy? Astronaut Thomas, did you lose your space helmet on the way to virtual-Singapore? Earth calling Massey University administration...

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Victoria Campbell 🇳🇿 @RealSmallThings

2 years ago

The first time I ever heard the term "VSEPR theory", a professor pronounced it "v-sepr". So that's how I still think of it, years later. I'm currently watching videos in which other professors pronounce it "V-S-E-P-R". Or worse, "vespr". And it grates on my nerves each time 😬

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2 years ago

Boron, Phosphorus, and Sulfur need a spanking until they learn to follow to the rules 😬

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2 years ago

Earth calling American universities... Earth calling American universities... Why do some of your online lectures/lessons about chemistry and physics go on about converting imperial units to metric units, and vice-versa? Science just needs metric. Please update your country.

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2 years ago

During a search about New Zealand attitudes towards immigrants, Google's suggested questions include: "What did Maori eat before Europeans?" 🤔

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2 years ago

Labour's new election bribe: Subsidizsed dental care for under-30s. Do they assume the previous lack of funding means over-30s don't have any teeth anymore? 🤔

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2 years ago

When you move to a new house, and find that your new flatmate puts the toilet paper roll on backwards 😬

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2 years ago

Elon Musk: "People should post more often to Xitter, to generate more advertising revenue". Me: "Yes, master..."

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Victoria Campbell 🇳🇿 @RealSmallThings

2 years ago

Election Bribes: Labour Party: Remove sales tax from vegetables and fruit. National: Remove phones from schools. NZ First: Remove transgender people from toilets.

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2 years ago

When you are at a supermarket, and notice one of your previous biochemistry professors also shopping... And you still feel intimidated 😬

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2 years ago

Quote for the day, from chemistry professor Jeffery Grossman of MIT, discussing the physics of Van Der Waals intermolecular forces... "Xenon doesn't have a dipole. But it has feelings. Because electrons have feelings".