Rebekahruby @Rebekahruby
Big-time Hollywood screenwriter. Ramen snob. Loss of interest in things once pleasurable. #notmypresident Los Angeles, CA, USA Joined January 2009-
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Turns out it’s never a good time to talk about your own experience.
Most people don’t act like they are their own best friend when they should.
Maybe all dudes need to just stop with the “aggressive horseplay.” Seems no one else likes it.
Maybe all dudes need to just stop with the “aggressive horseplay.” Seems no one else likes it.
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In @tnyshouts: Once a boy is possessed by the desire to noodle, he transforms into a heinous creature. nyer.cm/5LI0BUV
When I’m sad, which is often, I just get this urge to BALL OUT at Costco.
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We know more about Mars today than early Oceanic Explorers knew about their destinations on Earth.
Or maybe you don’t even open the letter, and instead choose to rip it to shreds and throw it into the air like confetti! 🎉
Or become veeerrrrryyyy silent, because you have so much pity for this person. #sadcringe
Or laugh at them. “How fuckin ridiculous is this letter!”
Read the letter with a pinched up face like you just smelled cat shit.
When you get the letter, act surprised! When you read it, don’t judge yourself, judge THEM.
After you write the letter, send it to yourself, snail-mail. 🐌 ✉️
Make it extra gushy and vulnerable and apologia. Try your best to write it using “their voice.” I mean, REALLY conjure the shit outta them.
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