Bad Receptionist @ReceptionFail
I hate you. New York Joined February 2012-
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the best xmas gift a receptionist could ask for is not having to see your dumb faces for a whole week. #happyfuckingholidays
sending me on a beer run without letting me drink said beer is very cruel form of torture. #fuckerrands
It is not in my job description to pretend I think your baby is cute.
I don't understand this #throwbackthursday thing. Is it referring to throwing back shots, b/c if so, sign me up.
I save phone # 's of dumbasses or rude bastards who call so that I may drunkenly prank call them some dull evening in the future.
I wish someone would open a bar called "A Networking Event" or "A Career Workshop".
Company BBQs are clearly the ideal setting to test out new table dance moves.
New twitter series special from Bad Receptionist: Awful Interns. These kids make ME look good. Scary. #awfulinterns
Planning BadReception Art Show fting works "Photocopies of Face" "Post-It Origami" & "Important Document I Spilled Coffee On" #sotalented
I'm not sure why, but for some reason the words "can you do me a favor?" trigger my narcolepsy. #itstotallyreal
My boss asks me a lot about my life goals, but gets all judgey when I respond w/ "boob job, meeting Ryan Gosling, & world domination"
When the receptionist is hangry and the rest of the office is eating, there will be suffering.
FYI: If I ever include a smiley face in my email, it's code for "fuck you".
dressing on the side. include chopsticks. do you think they can have it here in 10 minutes? i have to run to a meeting. #fuckclientservices
Chicken taco salad, romaine for spinach, leave out corn & beans, +cucumber, carrot, ginger, cheese. sub shrimp for chicken. tossed lightly..
jk always date people that work in your building so you can one day spit in their food.
never date anyone who works in your building, it could ruin your trip to starbucks.
No, I'm pretty positive that's not nail polish you're smelling... It's probably carbon monoxide. Everyone evacuate!
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