Rob Mann @Rob__Mann
I eat scotch eggs like apples Derbyshire/Nottingham Joined July 2010-
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Busy day doing my favourite DIY #DIY #frankspencer #decorating #paint #cunt #painter
Happy Red Nose Day in a cost of living crisis ❤️
This new slapping each other in the face sport - I hope the next sport is how hard you can slam the microwave door because my kids will make fucking millions.
Well this banger will be on repeat for next few days at least @MilesKaneMusic
People being shocked by Marilyn Manson and his rapey abusive behaviour is like being shocked that you lost an arm when you put it in an industrial blender. I imagine that when the young Marilyn Manson met Jimmy Saville it was Jimmy Saville that was shitting himself.
I don’t think snooker got the ‘racist’ memo. “Just the colours left to go..” “The brown is proving very tricky indeed” “A great position on the black...... the black is refusing to go down” “That white is being a right cunt and needs bitch slapping until it’s under control”
That good old American saying... “go eat a bag of dicks” Is it a direct order or can I choose a bag of ready salted?
I’ve just bought a chicken and to say it was a bit temperamental is an understatement. It turns out it was a cock. I’ve just googled how to handle my angry cock? The cocks on google don’t look anything like my cock at all.
@tescomobilecare are you planning releasing an iOS app in the near future?
@bbbward you to sir. Stay safe! if you can't.... Deny any knowledge.
@elliotr94you didn't say by to me!i was the1crying in the corner,the best in the year were flying the nest.Take care good luck to you all.
@LolatronPrime it got scrapped. Ha ha ha ha ha ha aaaaaaaaaaH ha ha ha haaa haa ha aaaaaaaaaaah ha aaaaaah ha aaah ha ha haaa #hahaaaaaaha
@bbbward It'll never stand up to any episode of the first series.Camp as a row of tents and a set that would fall down with a passing fart.
Gave up booze on Monday for a long awaited diet.Currently enjoying a large glass of white. The beer before it was also nice.#easilyledfatt
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