Roborapist @Roboraper
I will sexually assault your electronic devices. Have a good day. Scumbag. Detroit, Michigan Joined January 2013-
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RIM MY FARTBOX, SAMSUNG FRONT LOADER WASHER. *inserts barbed wire into urethra*
PROBE MY FARTBOX WITH YOUR DUCT VENT HOSE, SAMSUNG DRYER *ejaculates into 220 amp outlet*
BONJOUR, FRENCH DOOR REFRIGERATOR *probes ice maker with cock*
LET TONGUE SLAM YOUR ORIFICE, PENCIL SHARPENER *covers penis with angry bumblebees*
I AM A BAD LITTLE PONY. I NEED A 'PANKING, SAMSUNG 32 ft.³ REFRIGERATOR *bites into ball and gag mouthpiece*
I'M GOING TO SODOMIZE YOUR INTAKE MANIFOLD LIKE A BOSS, FORD RANGER *shaves testicles*
YOU ARE IN DIRECT VIOLATION OF PENAL CODE 1.13, SECTION 9. NOW EAT MY SACK, SCUMBAG.
YOU! YOU'RE UNDER ARREST, SCUMBAG *inserts wrench into rectum*
GREASE IT UP AND YANK MY CARROT, CARBURETOR *chokes self with necktie*
STAY OUT OF TROUBLE *jerks off all over your family portrait*
LET ME TONGUE YOUR FART BOX, ROTOTILLER *attaches 20 lb weight to ballsack*
SHIT IN A DIAPER AND MAKE ME EAT YOUR FECAL BURRITO, MAYTAG WASHER *huffs paint rag*
BITE ON THESE NUTS, R2D2 *inserts pins into nipples and snorts poppers*
*masturbates to Black & Decker catalog while choking self with extension cord*
SIT ON MY LAP AND TELL ME I AM A NAUGHTY BOY, EASY BAKE OVEN. *masturbates furiously*
I'M GOING TO CHEW ON YOUR LABIA LIKE A RUBBER DOG TOY, GARBAGE DISPOSAL. *punches self in the balls*
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