Maverick in heals @RobotDodger
Married with 3 boys - 32, 7, & 5 -I do not respond to DMs- ranch life - Out west Joined June 2012-
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Amateurs bury the bodies in the back yard. Pros use lye to turn them into soap and sells the bars on eBay.
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Meatloaf in the crockpot. Ready for dinner.
Well, looks like people are not staying away from each other here in Liberty County. As Forest Gump said “Stupid is as stupid does!” Stupid stupid people.
Headline: SIX MISSING AFTER INDIA POWER PLANT DYKE GIVES WAY I think that either they don’t know how to spell, or she was saving up and decided to fuck social distancing. apple.news/AWmx_S5e9Rae_a…
Saw a trailer with a Good Sams sticker on it. Does that imply there is a Bad Sams group also?
If Clark Kent started wearing contacts, do you think anyone would recognize him as Superman?
My patch came in. As soon as I put it on my Jean jacket and get a scooter, you bitches are mine!
I wonder when the movie about this whole CF will be released?
I want a refund!!!! I was told that we would have days like this, but not E V E R Y D A Y!
Dinner is served -home made Chicken and noodle.
Breaking News: Tom Wolf orders everyone in the state to wear Dallas Cowboys jerseys so no one will catch anything.
Last week Tyler had a bag of banana runts and about a hour later I found the bag about half full. Asked him if he ate all of those and he just shrugged. I found about a quarter bag under the couch while vacuuming. Damn those make a lot of racket when the Dyson sucks them up!
Do boys intentionally do things to piss us off, of is it like something that is genetically engrained?
Just fell in love all over again. Mike just sang along with Kane Brown Good As You. Don’t know how he did it, as he took me in his arms, this started playing on the radio. Here is the YouTube video youtu.be/mS3TeZEp_PE
Cleaning up the kitchen and this is what is left of the chili. Just enough to fit into a small Tupperware.
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