apathetic @Asleep2000
No blind spots in the leopard's eyes Philadelphia Pinball Champ '76 Joined January 2019-
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She stood beside asshole as he said the most rapey racist criminal shit & never said dick. Fuck Hope Hicks.
still thinking about this
you look like the type of nerd who knows all the shortcuts on your mac
lol these don't even look real
lol these don't even look real
oh no
dreamt i had a VERY LARGE spider as a 'pet' and it escaped. I HATE SPIDERS.
hope hicks was not only sleeping with Trump, but with that psycho Lewandowski. prob add Miller in there somewhere too, she clearly had no standards.
so hathaway's new movie is about a A 40-year-old woman and a 24-year-old dude? gag me. creepy when a man does it, creepy when a woman does it. the end.
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I'll never get tired of posting this...
"How to Find Your G-Spot, and C-Spot, and A-Spot"
"In her interview with GLAMOUR, the actor who plays Martha in the Netflix hit explains why her character isn’t a villain, how the show isn’t meant to make any sort of social commentary on stalking and much more." i mean, there IS commentary on stalking tho
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