Bort Raymo @RobotPosh
Twithead New York, NY Joined March 2013-
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#LookWhatYouMadeMeDo is something guys say after they've beaten their wives to justify their own abhorrent behaviour.
Guy on Train: McGregor won the fight. Voice in back: Mayweather won. Guy on Train: Fake News #MayweatherVsMcGregor
You know what's better than being granted parole after 9 years? Credit. #OJSimpsonParole #4:44 #thestoryofoj
Why does the Forza Porchse guy keep saying 9-11? I'm from NYC, it means something different here. #XboxE3
Comey Comey Comey Comey Comey Chameleon. You Come and Go. #ComeyHearing #ComeyDay #ComeyOnFeelTheNoise
Bawitdaba da bang da bang diggy diggy diggy shake the boogie said up jump covfefe. #covfefe
Bennie and the Jet Fuel Doesn't Melt Steel Beams #ConspiracySongs @midnight
Video Killed The Radio Star From the Grassy Knoll with a Magic Bullet #ConspiracySongs @midnight
BULLSHIT! Do not cancel @nightlyshow #BlackTVHostsMatter #SaveTheNightlyShow
Milwaukee's Beast @MKEsBeast
1K Followers 1K Following Wrestler/Brewers Fan/Shitposter.🩷🤍💜🖤💙 she/her/he/him Book at [email protected] or DM me here.
Dr. Ben Abelson @ScribeBen
164 Followers 278 Following
Doc Diamondfire @DrDiamondfire
1K Followers 2K Following Renaissance man. @T2TWrestling Commentator. He/Him. Great hair. Great butt. Wordsmith Wrestling historian. Gamer, not Gater.
Contesting Wrestling @ContestingW
342 Followers 2K Following An indie wrestler and a philosopher try to convince their wrestling-skeptic writer friend why he should love the world's most prominent form of simulated combat
The Culture Quarter @culture_quarter
213 Followers 1K Following Online Magazine about Life & Art. Here we believe curiosity is food for the imagination.
Arunava Das @roarkshrug
136 Followers 2K Following Tweets are mine. Retweets are informative but may not be an endorsement.
Dee DeeLuxXx @DeeDeeLuxXx
12 Followers 61 Following Attention span of a cat & energy level of a potato
Helen @play3dgames77
552 Followers 1K Following
Lucas @lucasvlr_
133 Followers 71 Following
Noah Porter @noah_porter
27 Followers 101 Following
HardwickMom @HardwickMom
25K Followers 19K Following I am 50% responsible for @hardwick's creation! LA Realtor. #sportsnerd #Canes #UCLA #ROLLTIDE #aaronrodgers #instagram.com/HardwickMom Verified since 2015
Camille @mxchamomile
6 Followers 53 Following
Leonida Kuehler @KuehlerLeonida
30 Followers 179 Following
AVE MARIA Quarantina @MANICUNICORNTEA
63 Followers 191 Following “Charm was a scheme for making strangers like and trust a person immediately, no matter what the charmer had in mind.” ― Kurt Vonnegut, Breakfast of Champions
LDR Studio Gallery @LDRStudio
83 Followers 159 Following LDR Studio Gallery is one of the forces behind the rebirth of the emerging art scene in the South Bronx.
Dr. Ben Abelson @ScribeBen
164 Followers 278 Following
Doc Diamondfire @DrDiamondfire
1K Followers 2K Following Renaissance man. @T2TWrestling Commentator. He/Him. Great hair. Great butt. Wordsmith Wrestling historian. Gamer, not Gater.
Milwaukee's Beast @MKEsBeast
1K Followers 1K Following Wrestler/Brewers Fan/Shitposter.🩷🤍💜🖤💙 she/her/he/him Book at [email protected] or DM me here.
Contesting Wrestling @ContestingW
342 Followers 2K Following An indie wrestler and a philosopher try to convince their wrestling-skeptic writer friend why he should love the world's most prominent form of simulated combat
RegisKillbin @RegisKillbin
28K Followers 466 Following Videos: https://t.co/LZYtqdADTW | Stream: https://t.co/xjBmuRV5WF | Email: [email protected] | Game: https://t.co/2DSegpvnot
Heroes of the Storm @BlizzHeroes
370K Followers 171 Following The official Twitter account for Heroes of the Storm, a raucous MOBA starring your favorite Blizzard characters.
Paul Heyman @HeymanHustle
2.4M Followers 1K Following Ladies and Gentlemen, My Name is Paul Heyman, and I am indeed The Wiseman! Advocate / SpecialCounsel IG: https://t.co/rnIJb9QbrQ
Vine Creators @VineCreators
11.1M Followers 2 Following This account is no longer active. Follow @TwitterVideo to see the best videos from creators and people all over the world.
Blizzard CS - The Ame... @BlizzardCS
1.0M Followers 33 Following Blizzard Entertainment North America Customer Support
Alex Shvartsman - Aut... @AShvartsman
2K Followers 312 Following Bookwright & raconteur. Editor of the Unidentified Funny Objects annual anthology series. 2014 WSFA Small Press Award for Short Fiction winner. Cheesy humorist.
Last Week Tonight @LastWeekTonight
2.8M Followers 328 Following Breaking news on a weekly basis. #LastWeekTonight with John Oliver (@iamjohnoliver) Sundays at 11PM on @HBO.
Kate Walsh @katewalsh
911K Followers 768 Following No longer active on Twitter. Follow me at @KateWalsh on IG & TikTok! Find Boyfriend at @BoyfriendPerfume on IG and @Boyfriend on TikTok ✨
ѕσρнιє @SophieKiersten
2K Followers 151 Following At my happiest when the sky is pink // Cosmetology queen. Paul Mitchell School student 💕
Mortal Kombat 1 @MortalKombat
573K Followers 28 Following It's in our blood. The Mortal Kombat 1 Definitive Edition is now available on Xbox Series S|X, PlayStation 5, PC, and Nintendo Switch. Rated M for Mature.
Noah Porter @noah_porter
27 Followers 101 Following
Hugh Laurie @hughlaurie
1.5M Followers 623 Following Actor, musician, writer. Because the world needs more of those.
The Daily Show @TheDailyShow
8.9M Followers 1K Following Jon Stewart and The Best F**king News Team. Weeknights 11/10c on @ComedyCentral. Next day on @paramountplus. New episodes September 8th!
James Gunn @JamesGunn
1.9M Followers 1K Following I like people to know when I'm drinking coffee, so I joined Twitter. IG & Threads: jamesgunn BlueSky: https://t.co/Xy5jTOkmGD
Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan
2.8M Followers 3K Following Male Model. EVERYTHING IS WONDERFUL TOUR all new material. My first wife is @jeanniegaffigan. https://t.co/39GfjGbHaW
Dan Slott @DanSlott
146K Followers 2K Following Comic Book Writer. I'm not posting on Twitter/X. You can find me at @ https://t.co/EPHMxtePjs on BlueSky @ dan.slott on Threads or @ dan.slott on Instagram
bob saget @bobsaget
2.0M Followers 784 Following I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Patrick Stewart @SirPatStew
3.1M Followers 190 Following My memoir, Making It So, is available now. 📚
Maria Bamford @mariabamfoo
193K Followers 714 Following Handcrafted Stand-Up Comedy Since the 1900’s ✈️ I'M ON TOUR!
Anderson Cooper @andersoncooper
9.1M Followers 335 Following Season 3 of ALL THERE IS my podcast about grief and loss is out now wherever you get your podcasts
Keegan-Michael Key @KeeganMKey
597K Followers 573 Following Taught 20 years in the inner city, so don’t mess with me. Check out The History of Sketch Comedy with Elle Key out now!
Dave Attell @attell
420K Followers 418 Following Upcoming Dates: https://t.co/7c9wAcxa4c #HotCrossBuns now streaming on Netflix!
billy eichner @billyeichner
2.1M Followers 2K Following 4x Emmy nom for Billy on the Street. Bros, American Crime Story, American Horror Story, The Lion King, Difficult People, Parks and Rec. Bros is now on Amazon.
axel alonso @axelalonsomarv
28K Followers 780 Following Chief Creative Officer, AWA Studios/Basketball dad / former EIC of Marvel Comics & Sr. Editor at DC/Vertigo. Credits:PREACHER,100 BULLETS, X-STATIX & SPIDER-MAN
NetherRealm Studios @NetherReaIm
55 Followers 34 Following TM & © Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc. (s10)
Michelle Wolf @michelleisawolf
417K Followers 389 Following pre-order Nice Lady album: https://t.co/jJ8mDBSE7v
Camille @mxchamomile
6 Followers 53 Following
Doug Benson @DougBenson
684K Followers 712 Following Listen to my free podcasts @DougLovesMovies (weekly) & @WIDEWORLD0DOUGS (monthly) https://t.co/mFxyG8qFq1 for tour dates https://t.co/h5TSWUbCfz
ʞɔiwbɿɒH ꙅiɿʜ... @hardwick
2.2M Followers 686 Following Stand-upper, Zombie Therapist, Ball Dropper, Ravenclaw, @Nerdist Inventor and ID10T
Anonymous @YourAnonNews
7.7M Followers 877 Following We are Anonymous, we are legion, we do not forgive, we do not forget. Expect us. Here to counter propaganda and un-fuck your mind!
Cranky Vince @CrrankyVince
1K Followers 124 Following Fair Dealing Copyright Exception (parody). Sports Entertainment oracle. Mild parody.
Arden Myrin @ArdenMyrin
34K Followers 405 Following Actor on Insatiable Host of the podcast iHeartRadio podcast WILL YOU ACCEPT THIS ROSE? Author of LITTLE MISS LITTLE COMPTON
John Oliver @iamjohnoliver
5.1M Followers 143 Following Comedian. @LastWeekTonight, @TheDailyShow, The Bugle Podcast (@hellobuglers)
Kristen Schaal @kristenschaaled
825K Followers 1K Following Comedian,actress, she/her. https://t.co/F8dZfOVJrt thanks, Carlie Hoke for writing it.
Eleena Korban @EleenaKorban
1K Followers 825 Following 🇱🇧🇺🇸 Not an appropriate news source. any views expressed are mine alone.Trends for United States
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