Michelle Wolf @michelleisawolf
pre-order Nice Lady album: https://t.co/jJ8mDBSE7v michelleisawolf.com/tour Joined March 2011-
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Don’t think of it as Twitter ending. Think of it as you beginning.
Don’t miss #LateNightMash TONIGHT at 10pm as @rachelparris will be joined by a very special guest… comedian @michelleisawolf! And you are NOT going to want to miss what she has to say.
Providence
LONDON
Kentucky! This weekend! Tix: louisvillecomedy.com/events/60181
San Francisco this Thursday
San Francisco this Thursday
Louisville!! Tix: louisvillecomedy.com/events/60181
Love being on this podcast!!
Portland! You sold out so we added more shows tix: portland.heliumcomedy.com/events/58830
Barcelona!!!
If you do anything today, watch @AnthonyDeVito_ special. He’s the funniest and I love him.
If you do anything today, watch @AnthonyDeVito_ special. He’s the funniest and I love him.
CHICAGO
Wow I can’t believe Twitter is being bought by @elonmusk and won’t be a fun, nice, healthy place anymore.
San Francisco
I agree. @Ticketmaster is a terrible company. But that’s how some venues work. It’s terrible for comics and audiences but great for companies… so, you could say, it’s very American.
I agree. @Ticketmaster is a terrible company. But that’s how some venues work. It’s terrible for comics and audiences but great for companies… so, you could say, it’s very American.
San Francisco May 1st. concerts.livenation.com/michelle-wolf-…
Yeah! Brand new show in Barcelona tix: entradium.com/en/events/wolf…
Yeah! Brand new show in Barcelona tix: entradium.com/en/events/wolf…
The brilliant @jimmycarr strikes again. Come to see the work he’s gotten done, stay for the jokes. The million jokes. netflix.com/us/title/81478…
Listen to this when you need a break from listening to your family! @JonnyFisch is a delight
Listen to this when you need a break from listening to your family! @JonnyFisch is a delight
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Don’t miss #LateNightMash TONIGHT at 10pm as @rachelparris will be joined by a very special guest… comedian @michelleisawolf! And you are NOT going to want to miss what she has to say.
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@michelleisawolf @Ticketmaster @MichelleWolf Yes Michelle. It is a conundrum. Peal Jam tried to take on Ticketmaster but failed. Paul McCartney tickets in Florida this May were as high as $10,000 with the cheapest over $1000. He has the cash to take on Live Nation Someone, please make tickets affordable again!
.@michelleisawolf probando material a menos de medio metro (se le podía tocar con la mano!!!), una @CharliiePee de energía y arrojo ilimitados (rage against the pregnancy) y los muy meritorios Andy Casper y Luke Messina Menginsky. What (a comedy) night at @theclubhousebcn!!!
To top off the weekend, we have another edition of WOLF & FRIENDS! This Saturday at 10:30pm @michelleisawolf is joined by @CharliiePee, Andy Casper, and Luke Messina Meginsky for a great late-night comedy show 🌝
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