Robyn Oneout @RobynOneout
You cunt imagine the world without me. Joined March 2014-
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Jada smith should’ve slapped will, everyone slapping everyone like the Naked Gun, would’ve been brilliant.
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Hi everyone, good afternoon. My kid just pulled my bikini bottoms down whilst I was carrying two drinks so couldn't do anything to stop him revealing my fanny to a crowd of humans around the pool. K bye
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Me: I’m done with him. Nothing he says can tempt me back. Him: hi Me:
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To do list: 1. Take the tree down 2. Lose 20 pounds
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I like sleeping because its like being dead, without the commitment.
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My two year old boy just ruined the family Christmas photo because he wouldn't smile and can't lift an assault rifle.
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Selling this for $87,000.
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Absolutely blows my mind that people still believe in the moon. I’m not even into conspiracy theories but come on. NASA invented this big planet right next to the sun but you can’t see it cos you’re all in bed? Wake up sheepoples ffs
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My son started his letter to Santa with “listen up and listen good”
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Me: nice, very nice. Love the technique Guy at the next urinal: thank you so much
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[being attacked by crows] oh no think of the headlines
Nobody tells you about the cbt oil farts.. well I’m here to warn you.
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