Agent Five @SCSAgent5
StrexCorp: Your brighter future is inescapable, and imminent. Get to work. Joined January 2014-
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Ah, @PerfectViscera. I see you're enjoying the carnival. What is that you're doing?
What gift does one choose for the one redeeming light to come from a dark and worthless cesspit?
I wish you all a bright, pleasant and productive day from all of us here at StrexCorp.
And most of all, remember that the Smiling God loves us all. All love is merely a shadow of that most sacred appreciation.
Remember, participation in this delightful event is mandatory. Celebrate love in all its forms, but particularly when it is simply material.
For those of you who are still single, StrexCorp will be perfectly matching you to an optimally genetically compatible fellow citizen today.
Those wishing to make the ultimate sacrifice and bequeath their own hearts to one another: book hotel rooms early to avoid embarrassment.
The annual Valentine's Day Carnival looks to be 3.7% more entertaining than last year, and prospective profit forecasts look encouraging.
Valentine's Day is both a celebration of love, sentiment and commerce. Demonstrate your love through word, deed and purchases.
Good morning, Desert Bluffs. I hope you are all looking forward to Valentine's Day. It is, of course, one of our most profitable events.
Excellent work, 67. Dignified, respectful, yet suitably efficient. I would have expected nothing less from you.
In addition to a variety of other terms that would also apply.
Note: the parents and fiancé of Michael Mackenzie are still searching for him after he was reported missing a few days ago. Wish them luck.
Take this opportunity to double your productivity today; you'll be free from the need to sleep, so you'll have many more hours to work.
Good afternoon, Desert Bluffs. Be on the lookout for the rise of this year's first period of 24 hour sunshine.
Happy New Year, @dollybird411. Dr. Saunders has informed me that you will be discharged within the coming days. Do you feel well again?
🍉people deserve to... @melonhead37
67 Followers 3K Following #BLM #free Palestine 🇵🇸 gender fluid they/them
Shelby Guskin @GuskinShelby
11 Followers 75 Following Just a girl on the struggle bus trying to find her way home every day.
guehi fallet @FalletFoot
85 Followers 996 Following jeunes .ambitieux.formateur de football.aime les jeunes. le foot est ma vie.j ai former certains footballeurs internationnaux;scout et intermediaire
Kate McLean @katemclean57
6 Followers 82 Following
Abi Bence @NightValeSmile
6 Followers 231 Following “Turn that horrible ugly frown upside down..or I will” •NVRP •MV![Welcome listeners, I am Cecil, proud host of Night Vale Community Radio. Oh and Carlos is soooooo perfect! [RP|WTNV|Single]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/678728776402927616/ue_A5ZEq.jpg)
Cecil Palmer @CatHolderPalmer
114 Followers 497 Following Welcome listeners, I am Cecil, proud host of Night Vale Community Radio. Oh and Carlos is soooooo perfect! [RP|WTNV|Single]
![Radio host of NVCR! Give me a follow and I will be sure to stare at your profile in confusion and indiscernible loathing. [Art by tumblr user min-min-minnie]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/632430972202446848/lRqzFe9H.png)
Cecil Palmer @JawsFanatic
39 Followers 92 Following Radio host of NVCR! Give me a follow and I will be sure to stare at your profile in confusion and indiscernible loathing. [Art by tumblr user min-min-minnie]
Sonia Gandhi @soniagandhi28
37 Followers 433 Following
Tad Strange. @HelloNightVale
225 Followers 103 Following αℓℓ нαιℓ тнє gℓσω cℓσυ∂. Goodnight Night Vale. Goodnight. ΔLL HΔΩL THΣ GLΩШ CLΩUD.|| #HumanCecil #WTNVRP
Cecil Palmer @night_vale_news
75 Followers 53 Following Tweeting your local Night Vale news from this government-sanctioned—AND mandated—account. (Not associated with @NightValeRadio)
Dawn @StrexySeven
2 Followers 11 Following I was lost, but now I'm found. Formerly Agent Seven, now a disciple of Kevin.
Molly The Broken @MollyLovesCecil
61 Followers 505 Following Don't throw stones if you live in a glass house. I'm broken and useless, you don't want me. I'm no good and I take up space. Just leave me.
f @Yesnoidk999
28 Followers 4K Following
My Info @Cas_thatredhead
2 Followers 42 Following Im that one red head, not an awesome angle with a perfect voice. however I hear hes quite the character. lets say weird stuff together
Den Bryan @Diamondgeezer02
16 Followers 113 Following
Mockingbird13 @GreyPik
9 Followers 203 Following I have no idea how Twitter works and I'm not about to find out now.
Kieren Walker @walker_kieren
11 Followers 27 Following I live in a town of idiots and I'm dating a huge dork. ((RP. Warning for discussion of suicide, self harm, and NSFW. Not affiliated with the show.))
Simon Monroe @ColdHandsMonroe
7 Followers 22 Following
Abel Rehor @MindOverMartyr
7 Followers 16 Following StrexCorp: Streamline your mind today for a brighter tomorrow.
Olivier Fantôme @CrueltyPhantom
143 Followers 225 Following A prince of the Arch, why don't you give in? That little voice shouting Cruelty and Mercilessness? That is me, your darkest side~{Demon of the second hierarchy}
Intern Leland @InternLeland
162 Followers 166 Following Intern Leland Margolis. Night Vale College. I love cats. One eye and one void to another dimension. 4'5 @HermesTalaria
Corin Deeth III @CorinDeeth
11 Followers 6 Following CEO of Kakos Industries. Want to do evil better? Ask me how.
Regina Bailey @DebonairDame
5 Followers 25 Following Part of StrexCorp's advertising department and a loving mother of three. You will never get anywhere in life if you are afraid to push a little bit.![The Voice of, and the most fashionable citizen in Night Vale. Loves kittens, my radio show, and furry pants. [WTNV RP NSFW|Avi art belongs to videntefernandez]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/530572013694615552/BI1kilKE.jpeg)
Cecil Palmer @RadioHostOfNVCR
25 Followers 57 Following The Voice of, and the most fashionable citizen in Night Vale. Loves kittens, my radio show, and furry pants. [WTNV RP NSFW|Avi art belongs to videntefernandez]
Linda Burke @BluffsBurke
10 Followers 6 Following Dr. Linda Burke, Desert Bluffs scientist at your service!
Night Vale Gardener @NightValeGarden
59 Followers 71 Following Florist, landscape gardener, and your friendly neighbourhood poison enthusiast. (not official)
Dana Cardinal @CuriousValor
46 Followers 70 Following Former intern of Night Vale Community Radio, now Mayor of Night Vale.
Cecil Palmer @ThirdEyeHost
186 Followers 250 Following Leaving your home is scary. Change is scary. Librarians... don't even get me started. My boyfriend... is perfect. |RP| |#DSon1|
S @NLeijohn
13 Followers 90 Following![• carlos | scientific science major | ate a whole hotdog in two bites once | @GoodNightVale is a cutie!! •
[RP account B) ]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/483742849629179904/f2O1IGxh.jpeg)
carlos the scientist @deerbooty
59 Followers 109 Following • carlos | scientific science major | ate a whole hotdog in two bites once | @GoodNightVale is a cutie!! • [RP account B) ]![[Writer/RP acc]
welcome to my occupation of pointlessness on twitter](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/517518018474041344/IpHTQ15L.jpeg)
♤☆Sequoia♧♡ @hetaliadere
94 Followers 537 Following [Writer/RP acc] welcome to my occupation of pointlessness on twitter
Neal Samson @securehearts
32 Followers 22 Following
Pamela Winchell @ReallyTheMayor
283 Followers 196 Following 5'10, teleporting, horse-transforming Former Mayor of Night Vale. Director of Emergency Press Conferences.![Voice of Night Vale and dedicated cat lover. Enjoy the darkness, the fight to hide the light was long and hard. [RP]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/492549528646475776/_xBdFZPh.jpeg)
Cecilia Palmer @VoidianVoice
27 Followers 22 Following Voice of Night Vale and dedicated cat lover. Enjoy the darkness, the fight to hide the light was long and hard. [RP]
Carla the Scientist @PerfectOfHair
145 Followers 141 Following I'll figure out this town if it kills me. Which it probably will. (fem!Carlos, coming to you live from the east coast of the USA)
Kevin Strex @StrexKevin
40 Followers 76 Following Believe In A Smiling God. The Strexiest of them all @DiegoStrex ❤️~ Radio host at DBCR and The Greater Desert Bluffs Metropolitan Area
Cecil @LiveInNightvale
58 Followers 203 Following -sigh- Carlos. Oh perfect, perfect Carlos. {RP18+}
Chuck @ScoutEternal
42 Followers 28 Following Charles 'Chuck' Donovan. Night Vale Scout Master, replacement of Hurl Harlan.
Lucien @DeliveryGuyLuci
42 Followers 69 Following Just a guy who delivers things for Big Rico. Yes, things. What? Pizzas are things, why are you asking so many questions? Who are you, anyway?
Cecil! @RadioCecil
36 Followers 95 Following Night Vale...Night Vale... /Night Vale/... || RP || 18+ || Mature Content || ...![Confused? Unsure of what to do? Wow, sounds like you're human. Good luck. [[#WTNVRP]]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/477195091077914624/OJRFjfPp.jpeg)
Cecil Palmer @NightVaIesVoice
20 Followers 9 Following Confused? Unsure of what to do? Wow, sounds like you're human. Good luck. [[#WTNVRP]]
oli @hella_penguin
3 Followers 101 Following
Abel Rehor @MindOverMartyr
7 Followers 16 Following StrexCorp: Streamline your mind today for a brighter tomorrow.
Dana Cardinal @CuriousValor
46 Followers 70 Following Former intern of Night Vale Community Radio, now Mayor of Night Vale.
Neal Samson @securehearts
32 Followers 22 Following![[[GREETINGS]] ((Robot!Carlos, same mun as @PerfectOfHair. NSFW. Icon from Soupengine))](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/487284909321363456/GnzK0_ZB.png)
C.A.R.L.O.S. @PerfectOfBinary
110 Followers 134 Following [[GREETINGS]] ((Robot!Carlos, same mun as @PerfectOfHair. NSFW. Icon from Soupengine))
Ricardo @PerfectBiology
142 Followers 167 Following Doting wiggly puppy to vicious guard dog in .05 seconds flat. ((Carlos' DB double, same mun as @PerfectOfHair. Very NSFW.))
Officer 126 @SSPOfficer_126
107 Followers 169 Following SSP Officer #126, long-distance target and intel retrieval specialist. Certified Moose. I'm new, go easy on me.
Regina Bailey @DebonairDame
5 Followers 25 Following Part of StrexCorp's advertising department and a loving mother of three. You will never get anywhere in life if you are afraid to push a little bit.
Corin Deeth III @CorinDeeth
11 Followers 6 Following CEO of Kakos Industries. Want to do evil better? Ask me how.
Officer 76 @SSPOfficer_76
92 Followers 52 Following No longer active. An officer who specializes in doing the listening thing with the microphones. Mother to a baby girl named Isabelle.
Linda Burke @BluffsBurke
10 Followers 6 Following Dr. Linda Burke, Desert Bluffs scientist at your service!
![The future is what you make of it! Just know that your supplies are limited. Welcome to Desert Bluffs. [#WTNV #RP18+ Possible Gore Warning.]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/529215719284944897/mIGIOX0N.jpeg)
Kevin @SmilingDouble
425 Followers 202 Following The future is what you make of it! Just know that your supplies are limited. Welcome to Desert Bluffs. [#WTNV #RP18+ Possible Gore Warning.]
Olivia @DazzlingOlivia
56 Followers 12 Following Adorable daughter of @strexinsideme and @carlsbergtheory!
Chuck @ScoutEternal
42 Followers 28 Following Charles 'Chuck' Donovan. Night Vale Scout Master, replacement of Hurl Harlan.
Agent 28 @StrexAgent28
57 Followers 42 Following Intel and Tech Agent. Mind the tripods and helicams.
Earl Harlan @eternallyearl
52 Followers 24 Following Ex-Scout master, knot specialist and recently returned from a strange dimension.
Faceless Old Woman @NVmayor
41 Followers 90 Following
Dolly Jones @dollybird411
68 Followers 19 Following All the beauty in the world was made within the oppressive limitations of time, and death, and impermanence.
Cecil @neatisnogood
427 Followers 119 Following dog lover (though sliiightly leaning towards cats), radio personality and very much into science these days.
Secret Police @NVSecret_Police
425 Followers 97 Following The Sheriff's Secret Police. Known by our blue helicopters in the sky, we strive to keep Night Vale...safe.
Brandon Miller @strexPA
106 Followers 71 Following My name is Brandon Miller and I'm the PA for one of Strex's executives. Please quit stealing my cane. Previously @strexceptionist.
Agent 67 @PerfectViscera
125 Followers 158 Following Deputy Head Agent #67. I LOVE my job. Smiles everyone! ((Previously Karmen the Scientist. Definitely NSFW. Icon by @NVSSP_Officer7))
Agent 7 @StrexAgent7
64 Followers 35 Following I'm Agent 7, I work for StrexCorp and you better believe I'm here to do my job. (RP Journal)
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