Entrepreneur on a journey @SMB_path
artist formerly known as a pile of 💩 on a model X Mars Joined July 2020-
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At the dinner table with all the kids Wife: what do you want for your birthday? Me: you know what I want
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Lobs verbal grenade about California into thread *mutes thread* Returns
Lobs verbal grenade about California into thread *mutes thread* Returns https://t.co/B4GB2DWhLA
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If I win powerball, I’m walking into the press conference in my birthday suit
Them: What’s it like being a parent? Me: well, my 6 year old walked up to me while I was wiping my 4 year olds butt after she pooped on the toilet and said, “dad, what are you doing”
Tell me some good news I’ll start Business is a pain… but I have a wonderful marriage, my family is healthy, and Christ is king!
2 year old: *steps on bug * IT’S A GHOST!!!!
Me: damn it I’m stressed out Also me: stop being a bitch. Are you fighting a war? Is your family healthy? Do they love you? No, yes, yes Also me though: yea, but I’m still stressed out and I wake up every morning with a sense of dread
What are we gonna do about half the country believing whatever CNN tells them
What are we gonna do about half the country believing whatever CNN tells them
The last line of that sentence is a doozy…
The last line of that sentence is a doozy…
Socialized medicine everyone
Socialized medicine everyone
Happy Sunday Have you been feeling a pull to go back to church This is your sign
Everybody who’s hating on the SEC because Alabama and Texas lost doesn’t realize we all wanted that to happen as well
Status check
Aj Haulcy saying his prayers Clemson better say theirs
Can I say something without everyone getting mad… hahahahahhahahahahahahaha
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