Nick Fry @SQLBadPanda

SQL nerd addicted to performance tuning, I also scuba dive. Basingstoke Joined October 2013

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FatherJack 〓〓 @fatherjack

7 years ago

Pick one that is near to you and get registered soon, they will all fill up...

Paul Andrew (mrpaulandrew.bsky.social) @mrpaulandrew

7 years ago

Pick one that is near to you and get registered soon, they will all fill up...

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Swear Trek @swear_trek

8 years ago

oh god it’s only monday

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Erin Stellato @erinstellato

8 years ago

FRIENDS!!! Look at this! It is soooo possible to start using XE. Bartosz, you made the trip worth it!

Bartosz Ratajczyk (he/him) @b_ratajczyk

8 years ago

FRIENDS!!! Look at this! It is soooo possible to start using XE. Bartosz, you made the trip worth it!

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rich d @r5d4

8 years ago

@reefmonkey23 demonstrating the @PyramidAnalytic and @Quest Yo-Yos @SQLBits #SQLBits moby.to/5hafe6

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Nick Fry @SQLBadPanda

8 years ago

Gotta get me some more #sqlskills training!

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Nick Fry @SQLBadPanda

8 years ago

Great Query Store session from @erinstellato at #SQLBits ....missed it at Summit, glad to be catching it here!

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CSL @CSL__UK

8 years ago

#NHS pressure: Hospital corridors 'the new emergency wards' bbc.co.uk/news/health-42…

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Ten years ago, it was “drop everything, DBAs have to learn business intelligence.” Today: “drop everything, you have to learn artificial intelligence.” If you need me, I’ll be over here doing some actual intelligence.

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Brent Ozar @BrentO

8 years ago

Just gonna leave this here in case you need to put somebody in the penalty box: CREATE OR ALTER TRIGGER SorryNorm ON ALL SERVER FOR LOGON AS BEGIN IF ORIGINAL_LOGIN()= 'NormTheNewGuy' WAITFOR DELAY '00:00:15’; END; GO

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Nico Jacobs @SqlWaldorf

8 years ago

@MrSiWhiteley @Ko_Ver I gave it a try in the West-Europe datacenter and no GUI (for editing) pops up, Only the data copy wizard and source control dialog. But in East-US it works fine!