The SQL Monkey @SQLMonkeyNYC

I used to tell people get some other monkey to do that! Now, I am that monkey... Default Blame Accepter Someplace in front of a computer... or a phone.. or crashing a SQL server! Joined January 2018

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The SQL Monkey @SQLMonkeyNYC

a year ago

#sqlhelp Hey all - I noticed the Kerberos Config Manager doesn’t work with SQL2022. Is there a more recent tool that will work with SQL2022?? Help?

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I just got let go from my job due to another round of layoffs (& I’m a contractor) If anyone can refer me to any positions, I’m looking for intermediate Analytics Engineer. Open to similar data positions. I’m basically a SQL jedi. reposts are appreciated 🙏🏽 ty in advance

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Dave Kennedy @HackingDave

a year ago

Looks to be potentially zscaler data being sold..

Dark Web Informer @DarkWebInformer

a year ago

Looks to be potentially zscaler data being sold..

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The SQL Monkey @SQLMonkeyNYC

a year ago

#sqlhelp help please????

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The SQL Monkey @SQLMonkeyNYC

a year ago

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The SQL Monkey @SQLMonkeyNYC

2 years ago

#sqlhelp - There is a local SQL account on my server. The account is mapped an asymmetric key. How does this work? If the DB is part of an availability group, can I use DBA Tools to copy the account to the other nodes in the AG?

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The SQL Monkey @SQLMonkeyNYC

2 years ago

#sqlhelp Hey all. If I want to add a DB to a contained availability group - do I log into the listener and create the DB there or do I log into the server, create the DB and add it?

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The SQL Monkey @SQLMonkeyNYC

2 years ago

#sqlhelp Does anyone know how to push out SQL CUs using WSUS? I can’t seem to figure it out and my Google-fu isn’t pulling up anything useful. Help please?? Thanks in advance.

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The SQL Monkey @SQLMonkeyNYC

2 years ago

#sqlhelp Good morning. Is there a way to limit access to a specific SQL agent jobs? E.G. I want Joe to run job 1, 2 and 3 but never be able to run job 4.

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The SQL Monkey @SQLMonkeyNYC

2 years ago

#sqlhelp I have a question about AOA endpoints. Should the endpoints be in the same VLAN as the general network or should they be in their own VLAN. Sorry for the base question but I want to be sure.

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The SQL Monkey @SQLMonkeyNYC

3 years ago

#sqlhelp Hey all. I see there is a product called “Honeycomb”. Does anyone use it to help diagnose SQL performance issues???

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The SQL Monkey @SQLMonkeyNYC

3 years ago

#sqlhelp If I create an SSIS package on SQL 2019 - can they package then be “promoted” to a SQL 2017 server? I don’t think so but I’d like to hear from the experts.

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The SQL Monkey @SQLMonkeyNYC

3 years ago

#sqlhelp Has anyone heard that MS is not recommending in place SQL upgrades?

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The SQL Monkey @SQLMonkeyNYC

3 years ago

#sqlhelp Q about upgrading SQL 2017 -> SQL 2019 w AGs. I thought that when doing an inplace upgrade - you upgrade the secondaries then the main - no need to break the AGs. Am I mistaken?

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The SQL Monkey @SQLMonkeyNYC

3 years ago

#sqlhelp I noticed that log4j is in the extensions directory of my SQL servers - Program Files\Microsoft SQL Server\150\Extensions\commmon\jars. Anyone know why it’s there and is it needed???

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The SQL Monkey @SQLMonkeyNYC

3 years ago

#sqlhelp I have a SQL server with a named instance. If someone grabs the MDF, NDF and LDF - can they restore those to another SQL server without a named instance?