Paul Kathro @SQLPaul
Contract DBA | runner | gym-goer | guitar player | avid reader | metal head | Eurovision fan | lover of all things SQL Server and Powershell uk.linkedin.com/in/kathro London, UK Joined December 2011-
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Same vendor: "Oh, and I need Management Studio installed on the server as well" Seriously?
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When a vendor insists they can't install their application without the SA password. Sure, no problem, want my bank details too?
DRP walkthrough Them: Step 1 - DBA fail over all databases Me: Your databases aren't mirrored Them: Oh... End of DRP walkthrough #Monday
Enjoying a beer as the sun begins to set on our final day in Crete. *cough* poser *cough* ift.tt/2wuLiKH
Spent tonight telling a friend I love her while drinking/eating 2 much & saying how thankful I am for the privilege of being able to do both
Just discovered that the colour brown goes really well with... brown. Mind blown.
@G3lder My thoughts exactly. They want to test it in 2 weeks... in production. What could possibly go wrong?! :/
DR strategy: Kill SQLSrvr1 and rename synchronous mirror SQLSrvr2 to SQLSrvr1? Is it bad that I laughed down the phone?
Production database corruption at 9am. It's just another manic Monday.
@G3lder Thanks, although it didn't go well and we're still working, 20 hours later :/
A 12 hour day, 2 hours of sleepless rest and now a 10 hour production upgrade. Praying for an uneventful evening with no surprise gremlins.
Replication distributor version must be >= publication version. Do SP and CU level matter too or just major version? #SQLHelp
When you let a small child use your account and Netflix decides you're now a 5 year old who prefers Peppa Pig to Sharknado.
My new Macbook Pro is a bit faster than my trusty 2010 with SSD. Can't wait to get playing with SQL Server VMs on this bad boy
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@elonmusk have you thought about turning people into batteries like the matrix
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