Aaron Morelli @sqlcrossjoin
The Eternal Gospel cross join'd with a 20+ year old product from Microsoft. sqlcrossjoin.wordpress.com Portland, OR, USA Joined April 2012-
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Abortion is murdering a real person. Human life begins at conception— even the "day after pill" murders a real person. I know the Lord offers tender grace for all who have participated in an abortion and repent of it. We must be clear on how serious abortion is. #Pro-Life
High-end DBMS's are like Medieval Indulgences. Open-source DBMS's can scale, but more attention is needed to design & code quality. E.g. Oracle and SQL Server's fancy perf features allow sloppier design, but you pay for that "forgiveness" up front.
e_waitPortOpen seems more complex; I've seen a number of cases where PortOpen waits are either producer-side or something else entirely. It'd be nice to know I could trust which branch a task is in if it is in PortClose or SyncCons. Thanks! 3/3
1 key difference between the 2, though: PortClose waits always seem to be blocked behind a task on the other side of the exchange. SyncCons always seem to be blocked behind a task on the SAME side of the exchange. I'm primarily looking to confirm b/c 2/3
Today's task: grok AWS IAM. Been excited to dive into this lake for a long time.
I just typed a recursive query...without googling for syntax reminders. :-/
Stepping off of Twitter for a few weeks. (New baby on the way). See y'all on the other side.
@AdamMachanic I think the right logic is "WHEN page = 3 OR (page - 1) % 511232 = 0". Similar for BCM/DCM. 3/3
@AdamMachanic for a larger DB, running DBCC PAGE on a multiple of 511233 often gives a page type (m_type) of 0. 2/
[blog] (updated) V6 of my trace flag repository: sqlcrossjoin.wordpress.com/2013/10/28/a-t…
With how much love Jesus looks at us! With how much love He heals our sinful heart! Our sins never scare Him.
TF9394 is either doing double-duty, or there's a typo: support.microsoft.com/en-us/kb/31386… & support.microsoft.com/en-us/kb/31425…
Turing Test variation: Can you tell when a co-worker is "talking" to an automated customer service "rep"?
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