Brad Hoff @SQLPhilosopher
the unindexed table is not worth querying sqlphilosopher.com DFW, Texas Joined March 2011-
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I'm looking for a #SQL Developer/Administrator who is interested in a FT position in Irving/Las Colinas, TX. Come play with some #VLDB tenaska.com/careers/
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OK, buckle up. I wanna talk to you about Triscuit.
It is so exciting to see your employees grow to the level of expert. I'm very proud of my team tonight. We had a successful SQL Server Cluster migration that I didn't have to lay a finger on!
Truly enjoyed seeing this show again. It was awesome seeing it in person last month and seeing it again tonight live brought me back there. #TheSmashingPumpkinsLive
Inbox Zero is Zen... And the only way I don't twitch!
Inbox Zero is Zen... And the only way I don't twitch!
That moment when you realize you've been altering the clustered index on the 600 million row table, rather than the 8 million row test table
Brad Hoff retweeted
Second stage and SES-9 spacecraft in nominal coast phase
Trying to stop mirror from DR side, failing with db mirror is busy, tried stopping/starting endpoints, other suggestions? TIA #sqlhelp
Calc Engine Startup: bradhoff.com/forTwitter/Cal… vs. Steady State: bradhoff.com/forTwitter/Cal… Visualization using #SQL Check from @Idera_Software
The best part is getting rid of those tiny two VLFs at the front: bradhoff.com/forTwitter/Few…
New Blog Entry: Resolving Disconnected #SQL Server Mirrors sqlphilosopher.com/wp/2016/02/res…
New Blog Entry: Sneaker-Net Saves a 20 TB #SQL Mirror sqlphilosopher.com/wp/2016/01/sne…
What a week! connection to DR site down, been sneaker-netting T-logs just to keep head above water, might have to blog about this one #sql
Looks like this may work - brentozar.com/archive/2014/0… Thanks for reading, I wanted to get the question out while I was searching #sqlhelp
In Oracle I can sneaker-net ArchiveLogs to Dataguard 2nd to apply Redo if disconnected. Is similar possible with T-log bkps in SQL? #sqlhelp
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