SQL Scotsman @SQLScotsman
Production SQL Server DBA SQLServerScotsman.wordpress.com Glasgow, Scotland Joined November 2016-
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SQL Fam - Does anyone know or can explain the engine behaviour when deleting/updating lob data from a heap? Full question here: stackoverflow.com/questions/4961… #SQLSERVER #SQLInternals #SQLFamily #SQLHelp
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Thanks to @SQLRich for what was to me the best session of the week so far! #InvestigateTempDBLikeSherlockHolmes #SQLbits #SQLbits2018
Great Q&A session with the legends @SQLConor, @sqlpto, @bobwardms & @S_u_n_e_e_l to finish off a training day at the Microsoft Reading Campus #Microsoft #SQLServer
Excited for tomorrows SQL Server User Group in Glasgow #SQLGLA with some sessions from @sql_williamd & @clat to look forward to! #SQLServer #SQLFamily
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Updating Multiple Statistics Concurrently - curatedsql.com/2016/12/22/upd… #CuratedSQL
Re-Watching this classic: 'Inside The SQL Server Query Optimiser' By @TexasConor sqlbits.com/sessions/event…
Giving @closedasfixed a follow as recommended by @MatanYungman in Episode 59 of #SQLServerRadio Very cool twitter account, a must follow!
Ever wonder what locks are taken by update statistics operations? Then this blog post is for you: wp.me/p85Be3-jF #SQLServer #Blog
Check out my latest blog post: "Update Multiple Statistics On The Same Table Concurrently – Locks & Trace Flag 7471" wp.me/p85Be3-jF
#ReadyPlayerOne By @ErnestCline is the best book I've read in 2016, by far! Got it from @PaulRandal recommended reading list, thanks Paul!
Check out my latest blog post: "Statistics - Single Threaded & Parallel Operations" wp.me/p85Be3-hu #SQLFamily #SQLServer #Blogger
Downloaded the latest @sqldatapartners podcasts for the long drive through to Edinburgh tomorrow! #SQLServer #PodCast #GoodListening
Has anyone ever seen automatically created column stats interfering with index stats on the same column? #SQLHelp #SQLServer #SQLFamily
Sync Vs Async Statistics? What do you use in your environments? wp.me/p85Be3-h3 #SQLServer #SQLFamily #SQLHelp
Check out my latest blog post 'Sync Vs Async Statistics: The Old Debate' at wp.me/p85Be3-h3 Would be good to know others thoughts..
Recommend reading this very interesting blog post by @Kendra_Little littlekendra.com/2016/12/08/doe… #SQLServer
Check out my latest blog post 'Trace Flag 4199 Query Optimiser Hotfixes' wp.me/p85Be3-fW #SQLServer #WordPress #QueryOptimiser
Good Morning from Edinburgh, Scotland! Check out my latest blog post "A Guide On Forcing The Legacy CE" #SQLServer wp.me/p85Be3-eP
Check out my latest blog post on 'Troubleshooting Query Regressions Caused By The New Cardinality Estimator' wp.me/p85Be3-ci
SQL Scotsman retweeted
Understanding The Cardinality Estimator - curatedsql.com/2016/11/16/und… #CuratedSQL
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