Mike Lewis @SQLTuna
SQL Server DBA, Husband, Father, Whisky Lover. Managing Director at jeucho limited. No dolphins were harmed in the writing of my tweets. sqltuna.blogspot.co.uk Newcastle, UK Joined December 2009-
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Hi @BulldogSkincare. I've emailed several times about @Hermesparcels not delivering my parcel but claiming they had. Can someone PLEASE respond!!!
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So ANSI_WARNINGS = OFF stops partition elimination where the partition column is computed. That's a day of my life I'm not getting back...
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As silver linings go, I'll take this one.
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The good news is that when they catch all these hundreds of killer clowns at least they will fit in one police car.
. @HastingsHelp No one can get through on the phone, and emails haven't been answered for 3 weeks now. Not good enough I'm afraid #CalledOut
Poor show @HastingsDirect. We have an outstanding claim with 1 of your members and no one can get through to you. 0 responses. Not impressed
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BARISTA: Would you like to try our new special Peruvian blend? It's sm- ME: I'm just trying to stay awake and not punch anyone.
Looking for a strong contract SQL Developer based in Houghton le Spring in the NE. Sorry, no agencies as we have one on the case already.
You're welcome, thanks for letting me speak. I think a 5 min slot suits me well :)
You're welcome, thanks for letting me speak. I think a 5 min slot suits me well :)
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The Data Power Hour. TODAY! With @ctesta_oneill & @DeepFat. Register bit.ly/1mN2YqV cc @sqlpass
Dammit, @SheyMouse, just realised I missed out on wings Wednesday today! I need to find an equivalent up here
Watched Warrior again tonight. BEST FILM EVER. Gets me every time.
Woohoo, I'm back in the NE from Jan, so I'll be able to get back to attending @sqlne again. Maybe even present something!
Come on @Debenhams #metrocentre been trying to call for 45 mins an no one's picking up! Looking for a lost coat...
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Just how popey was the pope today?
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BREAKING NEWS: If you face-swap @realDonaldTrump with @MayorofLondon you get Owen Wilson.
Woohoo! A nigerian guy just emailed to tell me my ATM card is ready, worth $2.5m. I'm rich!
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