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I Can Haz Agile? @agile_memes

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Work Chronicles @_workchronicles

2 weeks ago

(comic) We value you a lot… as long as Finance approves.

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Not My Agile @NotMyAgile

2 months ago

The team says their biggest problem is dependencies. But my coaching plan starts with better estimates. #NotMyAgile

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2 months ago

(comic) Temporary fix

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2 months ago

(comic) Urgent Important Matrix

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Not My Agile @NotMyAgile

2 months ago

Coaching is about asking powerful questions. Unless it’s faster to just tell them what to do. #NotMyAgile

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Not My Agile @NotMyAgile

3 months ago

Trust the process. Not their process—my process. #NotMyAgile

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Not My Agile @NotMyAgile

3 months ago

We run retrospectives regularly. We just don’t have time to act on anything. Delivery comes first. #NotMyAgile

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Not My Agile @NotMyAgile

3 months ago

The team should be empowered to inspect and adapt… as long as they don’t change anything that affects the Jira workflow. #NotMyAgile

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Work Chronicles @_workchronicles

4 months ago

(comic) Mood

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I Can Haz Agile? @agile_memes

6 months ago

A reminder that your end users can’t tell how you shipped the product you provide and couldn’t give a backwards flying fuck if you use a GUI for git.

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6 months ago

A reminder that your end users can’t tell how you shipped the product you provide and couldn’t give a backwards flying fuck if you use a GUI for git. https://t.co/KHfKHoyIFw

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6 months ago

If this happens, you’re being scammed

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7 months ago

(comic) Agile

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7 months ago

Motivational poster of the week

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7 months ago

(comic) I am the master of my fate

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7 months ago

(comic) Decision criteria

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7 months ago

(comic) Effective communication training

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8 months ago

We’re pretending management is ever held accountable?

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8 months ago

We’re pretending management is ever held accountable?

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nixCraft 🐧 @nixcraft

9 months ago

let's be honest here, anyone who claims to be "passionate" about Jira, Confluence, and the entire Atlassian suite... well, they're clearly unhinged. they probably enjoy filling out TPS reports too

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9 months ago

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