Agile Nightmare @agile_nightmare

Agile done wrong. Hell Joined January 2016

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Seth Davenport @sethedavenport

7 years ago

for the code is dark and full of errors

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Agile Nightmare @agile_nightmare

7 years ago

What “business” thinks will happen if the team actually talks directly to users. #userresearch #ProdMgmt #agile

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I Can Haz Agile? @agile_memes

7 years ago

Three birds with one framework #Agile #SAFe

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I Can Haz Agile? @agile_memes

7 years ago

Don't worry, I'm sure the other 364 days will count for something...

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Agile Nightmare @agile_nightmare

7 years ago

When you hand off your designs to the development team and the next time you see the work is at sprint demo 5 days later. They tell you just before the meeting "they've made a few changes" #Agile #ux #Scrum

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Agile Nightmare @agile_nightmare

8 years ago

The feeling you get when you get asked to 'UX it a little bit' and all you want to do is blow up 90% of what was already built. #LeanStartup #leanUX #Prodmgmt

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Agile Nightmare @agile_nightmare

8 years ago

When you know you have the lowest #velocity on the team.

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Agile Nightmare @agile_nightmare

8 years ago

What ‘mentoring junior talent’ means to you.

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Agile Nightmare @agile_nightmare

8 years ago

It’s Friday and you just want to go home but your #productmanagement lead tells the team that it’s an ‘all hands on deck weekend’ because the CEO’s friend from college, who’s now a big time VC, wants a demo of some bullshit #MachineLearning algo that you know does jack shit.

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Agile Nightmare @agile_nightmare

8 years ago

That feeling when you told the team the ticket 2498 would be a ‘quick fix’ and you’ve been working on it for 6 hours straight, you know you should close you laptop and go to bed, but you just...can’t.

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Agile Nightmare @agile_nightmare

8 years ago

When you push a PR without review 5 mins before a demo and it goes off without a hitch.

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Agile Nightmare @agile_nightmare

8 years ago

What really happens when devs say “I just want to refactor this small piece of the codebase and move it over to #lambda so we can utilize #Microservices”

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Agile Nightmare @agile_nightmare

8 years ago

When your #scrum master calls for standup and you know the only thing you were ‘working on’ yesterday was looking at shit like @DrunkPeopleRock and the only thing ‘blocking’ you is the fact that you think the CEO is an idiot. #agilecoach #AgileTransformation