. @TIncorrectClock

stolen from the University of Utah slack

In 1994, Jeff Bezos famously spotted a stat that made him leave his high-paying PE job to start Amazon: 💡 The Internet was growing 2300% per year. What are the generation-defining stats of today? I'll post a few to kick things off...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Finish this poem (with a Java-related ending) and you could be a winner too 😉 Add your poem below, using #MyJavaValentine, to stand a chance to win a free ticket to DevoxxUK 2022 🎟 Winner will be announced tomorrow at midday! #DevoxxUK

Tip of the day

👋 Welcome to #GoogleIO -- online & free for everyone! Get a first look at the latest developer products and tutorials. You may also see a few familiar faces. 🤗 Don't forget to register 📺✨ → goo.gle/3u0tLU2

Probably the best description of Event-Driven Architecture ever, by Kacey Bui link.medium.com/e3M4Kb9rMdb via @patkua LevelUp

When an astronaut forgets he's not in space.

I’ve been working as a software engineer for 10 years 🎂 Man, does time fly! Here’s a list of ten honest takes on the job and the industry. ⬇️

The magic of pairing! :)

It takes 3.2 seconds to RT and help make him famous

An Italian hospital ran out of ICU valves. A local biz brought a 3D printer to the hospital, redesigned & produced the valves in a few hours. “At the time of writing, 10 patients are accompanied in breathing by a machine that uses a 3D printed valve.” 3dprintingmedia.network/covid-19-3d-pr…

Do you know of a tech company that’s asking people who could work from home to come to the office? Reply to this thread, so we can track these irresponsible organizations, and remember their names even after this is over.

#SCLConf @mashooq talking about how we should focus on forces that drive our design. 100% agree

#Portugal vacation:)

[ENG] KRAKsat & Światowid deployment seen from @Space_Station! [PL] Deployment widziany z Międzynarodowej Stacji Kosmicznej - robi wrażenie! 🚀 #kosmos #polskawkosmosie

Güten Tag, Berlin!

We're currently updating the site for SC London 2019 and wanted to let you all know you can grab a super super early bird ticket now if you're quick! sc-london.com #SCLConf #SoftwareCraftsmanship

9 Part Series Functional programming explained for the pragmatic programmer. codurance.com/2018/08/09/the…

Mashooq Badar: Nature of Learning. As always, super inspiring and highly recommended. Thanks pal! youtu.be/6oe3JG-Kmw4 #SCLConf @SCLConf @mashooq

I'm blessed, deeply humbled, and very thankful — blogged blog.agiledeveloper.com/2018/05/im-ble… #venkat_50_50_tour