Agile Sarcasm @AgileSarcasm
Bringing u best of Agile & Devops. #Agile #DevOps #leanstartup #tech #programming #cio #scrum San Francisco, CA Joined December 2017-
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A perfect plan #agile
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If your "agile team" has individual work assignments, I suspect it is neither "agile" nor "team." ^ @tottinge
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PhD in Capacity Planning #Agile
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When it comes to governing agile teams, shepherds are far more useful than gatekeepers. #DisciplinedAgile
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They call it "iteration 0" for a reason... #agile
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And something about blockchain. #agile
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I’m working on a dynamic book about Wallpaper Groups based on “The Symmetries of Things” by Conway et al. Here’s a first concept draft! @Dynamicland1
Agile Sarcasm wishes you all a #HappyNewYear #HappyNewYear2018 #agile @Agile_Hulk @agile_memes @dougdockery
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