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TechCrunch Onion @TechCrunchOnion

Silicon Valley's Finest News Source. Joined March 2013
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8 years ago

Area Hockey Stick Tired Of Being Associated With “Bullshit Vanity Metrics"

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8 years ago

With no CEO or COO, Uber Is Closer Than Ever To Becoming A Self-Driving Company

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8 years ago

BREAKING: Youtube Acquires Yahoo To Improve Search

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9 years ago

Meet the Controversial Silicon Valley CEO Who "Prefers Customer Dollars to VC Dollars"

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9 years ago

Leaked Marketing Presentation Reveals A Truth We All Knew: “There’s no secret to growth hacking. Just spam like crazy."

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9 years ago

Company Tweet Still Waiting For First Like From Non-Employee

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9 years ago

Peter Thiel donates an entire season-long story arc to HBO's "Silicon Valley"

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9 years ago

Virtual Reality Industry Already Being Disrupted by Mixed Reality Industry, Which Can Project Fake Revenue into the Real World

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10 years ago

Area VC Jealous Of How Fast Super Bowl Commercials Can Throw Money Away

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10 years ago

Santa Claus Replaced By Self-Driving Sleigh

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10 years ago

Star Trek Fan Accidentally Accepts Job Writing "Enterprise Software"

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10 years ago

Foursquare Announces That It Still Exists

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11 years ago

Average Stripe Employee Will Hit Drinking Age in 2015.

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11 years ago

Startup Founder Devastated To Learn That Users Are Not Rational

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11 years ago

Apple Proud to Announce New Version of iTunes Is Hardest To Close Yet

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11 years ago

Q: How long does it take to get from San Francisco to Oakland? A: Depends if you have rent control

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11 years ago

Google Covers Buses in Fur, Sends 8,100 Employees To Burning Man

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11 years ago

BREAKING: "Growth Hacking" now means same thing as "Marketing"

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11 years ago

Evernote hits major milestone of 100 million syncronization conflicts

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11 years ago

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